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7450

I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard
Because that’s where I keep my cash hoard
And under the seat
I pack my meat

7451

I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard
Because that’s where I keep my cash hoard
And under the seat
I pack my meat
Do you want a ride in my cursed Ford?

Summer is ending, it’s almost fall

7452

Summer is ending, it’s almost fall
And of my list I’ve read nothing at all.

7453

Summer is ending, it’s almost fall
And of my list I’ve read nothing at all
That’s not quite true

7454

Summer is ending, it’s almost fall
And of my list I’ve read nothing at all
That’s not quite true
The label on the shampoo

7455

Summer is ending, it’s almost fall
And of my list I’ve read nothing at all
That’s not quite true
The label on the shampoo
It said to rinse and repeat, I recall
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My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van

7456

My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van
I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can

7457

My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van
I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can
As long as there’s water

7458

My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van
I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can
As long as there’s water
and I have my pet otter

7459

My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van
I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can
As long as there’s water
and I have my pet otter
I’ll be ok, but I’m not a fan.

I love roast beef for Sunday dinner

7460

I love roast beef for Sunday dinner
Then sammies on Monday’s a winner

7461

I love roast beef for Sunday dinner
Then sammies on Monday’s a winner
On Tuesdays it’s ham

7462

I love roast beef for Sunday dinner
Then sammies on Monday’s a winner
On Tuesdays it’s ham
And then toast with jam

7463

I love roast beef for Sunday dinner
Then sammies on Monday’s a winner
On Tuesdays it’s ham
And then toast with jam
Then three days of fasting to get thinner
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Don had one tooth and no hair

7464

Don had one tooth and no hair
And he’s not endowed down there

7465

Don had one tooth and no hair
And he’s not endowed down there
His kneecaps are tiny

7466

Don had one tooth and no hair
And he’s not endowed down there
His kneecaps are tiny

His voice very whiny

7467

Don had one tooth and no hair
And he’s not endowed down there
His kneecaps are tiny

His voice very whiny

That’s who I married, I fear.

I live under the sea like a squid

7468

I live under the sea like a squid
And now I regret what I did

7469

I live under the sea like a squid
And now I regret what I did
It was kinda rude