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I live under the sea like a squid
And now I regret what I did
It was kinda rude
To steal that shark’s food

7471

I live under the sea like a squid
And now I regret what I did
It was kinda rude
To steal that shark’s food
Now it’s best I keep myself hid

There once was a singer from France

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There once was a singer from France
Who invented a peculiar dance

7473

There once was a singer from France
Who invented a peculiar dance
You first sit on a leek

7474

There once was a singer from France
Who invented a peculiar dance
You first sit on a leek
Next you lift your left cheek

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There once was a singer from France
Who invented a peculiar dance
You first sit on a leek
Next you lift your left cheek
And then let one blow through your pants

The internet’s got so much porn

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The internet’s got so much porn
Where most of the pubes have been shorn

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The internet’s got so much porn
Where most of the pubes have been shorn
Bare hoo-has abound

7478

The internet’s got so much porn
Where most of the pubes have been shorn
Bare hoo-has abound
Nary a hair on the mound

7479

The internet’s got so much porn
Where most of the pubes have been shorn
Bare hoo-has abound
Nary a hair on the mound
To be clear, like the day they were born

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My pockets have all been picked

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My pockets have all been picked
And my nice watch was just nicked

7481

My pockets have all been picked
And my nice watch was just nicked
They nabbed my wedding ring

7482

My pockets have all been picked
And my nice watch was just nicked
They nabbed my wedding ring
And other such bling

7483

My pockets have all been picked
And my nice watch was just nicked
They nabbed my wedding ring
And other such bling
My tattoos are next, I predict.

A back rub, she said, would be nice

7484

A back rub, she said, would be nice
I hoped a handshake would suffice

7485

A back rub, she said, would be nice
I hoped a handshake would suffice
Her shoulders were bared

7486

A back rub, she said, would be nice
I hoped a handshake would suffice
Her shoulders were bared
But I was unprepared

7487

A back rub, she said, would be nice
I hoped a handshake would suffice
Her shoulders were bared
But I was unprepared
for the scale of my sacrifice

My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer

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My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer
But the stuff she tells him is quite queer

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My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer
But the stuff she tells him is quite queer
Such as to drink turpentine