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My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer
But the stuff she tells him is quite queer
Such as to drink turpentine
And sing “Sweet Adeline”

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My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer
But the stuff she tells him is quite queer
Such as to drink turpentine
And sing “Sweet Adeline”
all while riding on back of a steer

When I grow up I want to be a star

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When I grow up I want to be a star
In a band playing lead guitar

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When I grow up I want to be a star
In a band playing lead guitar
Or lead kazoo

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When I grow up I want to be a star
In a band playing lead guitar
Or lead kazoo
Would be fun too

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When I grow up I want to be a star
In a band playing lead guitar
Or lead kazoo
Would be fun too
Any instrument except #$@%ing sitar

I’m in desperate need of a bathroom

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I’m in desperate need of a bathroom
Before I endure the shameful doom

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I’m in desperate need of a bathroom
Before I endure the shameful doom
Of wetting my pants

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I’m in desperate need of a bathroom
Before I endure the shameful doom
Of wetting my pants
Or crap (a good chance)

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I’m in desperate need of a bathroom
Before I endure the shameful doom
Of wetting my pants
Or crap (a good chance)
If I fail, I’ll just crawl back in the womb

I was born in '67, the year of Sgt. Pepper

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I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper
I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper

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I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper
I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper
During the Summer of Love

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I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper
I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper
During the Summer of Love
I prayed to the lord above

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I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper
I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper
During the Summer of Love
I prayed to the lord above
“Don’t let the New Yardbirds turn into Led Zepper!”

The music I most love? The blues.

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The music I most love? The blues
Particularly when played on kazoos

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The music I most love? The blues
Particularly when played on kazoos
Sung by a whiny ass loser

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The music I most love? The blues
Particularly when played on kazoos
Sung by a whiny ass loser,
And best if a boozer

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The music I most love? The blues
Particularly when played on kazoos
Sung by a whiny ass loser,
And best if a boozer
or any number of pathetic yahoos

I love my big, solid gold toilet

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I love my big, solid gold toilet
In my fancy mansion in Joliet

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I love my big, solid gold toilet
In my fancy mansion in Joliet
I bought it used