Loopy Limericks

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7510

I love my big, solid gold toilet
In my fancy mansion in Joliet
I bought it used
And was kind of amused

7511

I love my big, solid gold toilet
In my fancy mansion in Joliet
I bought it used
And was kind of amused
when i learned that I needed to oil it

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My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom

7512

My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom
What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom

7513

My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom
What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom
Mom’s a babe, I suppose

7514

My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom
What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom
Mom’s a babe, I suppose
With jug ears and webbed toes

7515

My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom
What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom
Mom’s a babe, I suppose
With jug ears and webbed toes

But round here she’s considered quite the bomb

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I’m being sent off to war

7516

I’m being sent off to war
I do not know why or what for

7517

I’m being sent off to war
I do not know why or what for
Ours is not to reason why

7518

I’m being sent off to war
I do not know why or what for
Ours is not to reason why
But 'tis to do or die

7519

I’m being sent off to war
I do not know why or what for
Ours is not to reason why
But 'tis to do or die
I hope I don’t see violence or gore

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My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas

7520

My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas
Which we collect and mix into cheese

7521

My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas
Which we collect and mix into cheese
We put it on hoagies

7522

My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas

Which we collect and mix into cheese

We put it on hoagies

and fill up perogies

7523

My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas
Which we collect and mix into cheese
We put it on hoagies
and fill up perogies
You think that it’s nasty? Oh, jeez!

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy

7524

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy

7525

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy
When the plasma inverted

7526

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy
When the plasma inverted

They screamed, “Oh, that hurted”

7527

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy
When the plasma inverted
They screamed, “Oh, that hurted”
As they moaned in perverse joy

In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie

7528

In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie
It seems to have impressed my friend Reggie

7529

In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie

It seems to have impressed my friend Reggie

breaking physical laws