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7530

In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie
It seems to have impressed my friend Reggie
Breaking physical laws
It has my ass in its jaws

7531

In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie
It seems to have impressed my friend Reggie
Breaking physical laws
It has my ass in its jaws
and at best will leave me feeling quite edgy

I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart

7532

I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart
He was naked - which gave me a start

7533

I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart
He was naked - which gave me a start
But not very jolly

7534

I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart
He was naked - which gave me a start
But not very jolly
As he ate a tamale

7535

I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart
He was naked - which gave me a start
But not very jolly
As he ate a tamale
then lifted his right cheek to fart

The girl next door has a nasty temper

7536

The girl next door has a nasty temper
She may have a case of distemper

7537

The girl next door has a nasty temper
She may have a case of distemper
A rat bit her nose

7538

The girl next door has a nasty temper
She may have a case of distemper
A rat bit her nose
And tickled her toes!

7539

The girl next door has a nasty temper
She may have a case of distemper
A rat bit her nose
And tickled her toes!
Her portrait now hangs in the Kemper!

I want to make one trip to Paris

7540

I want to make one trip to Paris
Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris

7541

I want to make one trip to Paris
Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris
We’ll stay for six weeks

7542

I want to make one trip to Paris
Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris
We’ll stay for six weeks
maybe meet a few sheiks

7543

I want to make one trip to Paris
Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris
We’ll stay for six weeks
Maybe meet a few sheiks
And marry a spoiled brat heiress

I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn

7544

I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn
My littering attracted much scorn

7545

I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn
My littering attracted much scorn
But recycling’s a drag

7546

I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn
My littering attracted much scorn
But recycling’s a drag
As is carrying your own bag

7547

I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn
My littering attracted much scorn
But recycling’s a drag
As is carrying your own bag
and my pack’s all full up with my porn

Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down

7548

Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down
And my congressman’s wearing a frown

7549

Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down
And my congressman’s wearing a frown
No more pork for the proles