Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down
And my congressman’s wearing a frown
No more pork for the proles
Wutta bunch of a-holes
Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down
And my congressman’s wearing a frown
No more pork for the proles
Wutta bunch of a-holes
Led by a short-fingered clown
An incompetent lawyer called Roy
An incompetent lawyer called Roy
Represented a rather strange boy
An incompetent lawyer called Roy
Represented a rather strange boy
He never got spanked
An incompetent lawyer called Roy
Represented a rather strange boy
He never got spanked
'Cause his dear daddy banked
An incompetent lawyer called Roy
Represented a rather strange boy
He never got spanked
'Cause his dear daddy banked
On an under-the-table ploy
I’ve been working on the chain gang
I’ve been working on the chain gang
I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang
I’ve been working on the chain gang
I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang
With my parents-in-law
I’ve been working on the chain gang
I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang
With my parents-in-law
They’re both so bourgeois
I’ve been working on the chain gang
I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang
With my parents-in-law
They’re both so bourgeois
They’d not even post bail for me. Dang!
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon!
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon!
just big enough to fill a teaspoon
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon!
Just big enough to fill a teaspoon
It buzzes around my head
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon!
Just big enough to fill a teaspoon
It buzzes around my head
Not made of cheese but lead
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon!
Just big enough to fill a teaspoon
It buzzes around my head
Not made of cheese but lead
I was careless and lost it too soon
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My girlfriend friend is so constipated
My girlfriend friend is so constipated
Despite being rather dilated
My girlfriend friend is so constipated
Despite being rather dilated
Is she also expecting?
My girlfriend friend is so constipated
Despite being rather dilated
Is she also expecting?
Or unsuccessfully ejecting
My girlfriend friend is so constipated
Despite being rather dilated
Is she also expecting?
Or unsuccessfully ejecting
Our dinner feast, quite unexpected?
The news from abroad? Quite alarming!
The news from abroad? Quite alarming!
A shocking tryst involved Prince Charming
The news from abroad? Quite alarming!
A shocking tryst involved Prince Charming
A damsel was distressed