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7570

The news from abroad? Quite alarming!
A shocking tryst involved Prince Charming
A damsel was distressed
When he opened up his vest

7571

The news from abroad? Quite alarming!
A shocking tryst involved Prince Charming
A damsel was distressed
When he opened up his vest
revealing his abundant self-harming

When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese

7572

When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese
As it acts to repel all my fleas

7573

When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese
As it acts to repel all my fleas
That cheers me up

7574

When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese
As it acts to repel all my fleas
That cheers me up
But attracts my pup

7575

When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese
As it acts to repel all my fleas
That cheers me up
But attracts my pup
and once more the fleas bite my knees

There once was a man with loose bowels

7576

There once was a man with loose bowels
Who ran around town wrapped in towels

7577

There once was a man with loose bowels
Who ran around town wrapped in towels
He carried a bucket

7578

There once was a man with loose bowels
Who ran around town wrapped in towels
He carried a bucket
His sphincter said “Fuck it!”

7579

There once was a man with loose bowels
Who ran around town wrapped in towels
He carried a bucket
His sphincter said “Fuck it!”
which led to some cringes and scowls
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I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince

7580

I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince
Now my lips could use a good rinse

7581

I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince
Now my lips could use a good rinse
The warts bubble and blister

7582

I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince
Now my lips could use a good rinse
The warts bubble and blister
The toad’s married my sister

7583

I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince
Now my lips could use a good rinse
The warts bubble and blister
The toad’s married my sister
And I haven’t kissed anything since

I road my old hog to Topeka

7584

I road my old hog to Topeka
In search of some pristine paprika

7585

I road my old hog to Topeka
In search of some pristine paprika
For something Hungarian

7586

I road my old hog to Topeka
In search of some pristine paprika
For something Hungarian
I promised to marry and

7587

I road my old hog to Topeka
In search of some pristine paprika
For something Hungarian
I promised to marry and
Serve up goulash in a beaker

My flight to Topeka’s delayed

7588

That “d” kind of ruined your college try there…

My flight to Topeka’s delayed
Seems my pet stoat was mislaid

7589

My flight to Topeka’s delayed
Seems my pet stoat was mislaid
Should I try Wichita?