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7590

My flight to Topeka’s delayed
Seems my pet stoat was mislaid
Should I try Wichita?
I’m not wearing a bra

7591

My flight to Topeka’s delayed
Seems my pet stoat was mislaid
Should I try Wichita?
I’m not wearing a bra
Which has to leave Kansans dismayed

I tan by the light of the Moon

7592

I tan by the light of the Moon
People think that I’m some kind of loon

7593

I tan by the light of the Moon
People think that I’m some kind of loon
'cuz it’s turning me green

7594

I tan by the light of the Moon
People think that I’m some kind of loon
'Cuz it’s turning me green
And making me mean

7595

I tan by the light of the Moon
People think that I’m some kind of loon
'Cuz it’s turning me green
And making me mean
I’m dying to kick a raccoon

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My wife is a mermaid with a twist

7596

My wife is a mermaid with a twist
She has such a supple wrist

7597

My wife is a mermaid with a twist
She has such a supple wrist
Pickle ball’s her game

7598

My wife is a mermaid with a twist
She has such a supple wrist
Pickle ball’s her game
(She is no tennis dame!)

7599

My wife is a mermaid with a twist
She has such a supple wrist
Pickle ball’s her game
(She is no tennis dame!)
To play the court must be in the mist

Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez

7600

Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez
Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez

7601

Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez
Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez
with their annoying cars

7602

Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez
Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez
with their annoying cars
They’re no movie stars

7603

Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez
Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez
with their annoying cars
They’re no movie stars
And it only gets worse in high res
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My cell phone fell into the soup

7604

My cell phone fell into the soup
Forcing me to reach into the goop

7605

My cell phone fell into the soup
Forcing me to reach into the goop
Should I pack it in rice?

7606

My cell phone fell into the soup
Forcing me to reach into the goop
Should I pack it in rice?
Have it eaten by mice?

7607

My cell phone fell into the soup
Forcing me to reach into the goop
Should I pack it in rice?
Have it eaten by mice?
I’m such a clumsy nincompoop!

Two tigers were talking of prey

7608

Two tigers were talking of prey
A poor pathetic example of a stray

7609

Two tigers were talking of prey
A poor pathetic example of a stray
Hungry, they were