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I dunno what I’ll be for Hallo’ween
It’ll prob’ly have fangs and prob’ly be green
With large flipper arms
(Not to raise big alarms)

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I dunno what I’ll be for Hallo’ween
It’ll prob’ly have fangs and prob’ly be green
With large flipper arms
(Not to raise big alarms)
Ah, who cares? I’m not gonna be seen

A snake bit me on my right cheek

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A snake bit me on my right cheek
I soon mutated into a giant freak

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A snake bit me on my right cheek
I soon mutated into a giant freak
As big as a whale

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A snake bit me on my right cheek
I soon mutated into a giant freak
As big as a whale
And slow as a snail

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A snake bit me on my right cheek
I soon mutated into a giant freak
As big as a whale
And slow as a snail
I made old ladies and young girls shriek

I went to the most curious haunted house

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I went to the most curious haunted house
And was chased by a five-tailed mouse

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I went to the most curious haunted house
And was chased by a five-tailed mouse
It was rabid, I’ll bet

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I went to the most curious haunted house
And was chased by a five-tailed mouse
It was rabid, I’ll bet
I thought after I’d pet

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I went to the most curious haunted house
And was chased by a five-tailed mouse
It was rabid, I’ll bet
I thought after I’d pet
And now I am biting my spouse.

I just woke up from a fifty year coma

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I just woke up from a fifty year coma
And the air has this strange aroma

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I just woke up from a fifty year coma
And the air has this strange aroma
Smells like old moldy cheese

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I just woke up from a fifty year coma
And the air has this strange aroma
Smells like old moldy cheese
and it’s making me wheeze

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I just woke up from a fifty year coma
And the air has this strange aroma
Smells like old moldy cheese
And it’s making me wheeze
I’ll just overdose on more soma

This thread is far too scatological

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This thread is far too scatological
With posters almost pathological

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This thread is far too scatological
With posters almost pathological
Let’s give it a day

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This thread is far too scatological
With posters almost pathological
Let’s give it a day
For a respite we shall pray

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This thread is far too scatological
With posters almost pathological
Let’s give it a day
For a respite we shall pray
and consult all the signs astrological
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There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose

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There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose
I should dig it out, I suppose…

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There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose
I should dig it out, I suppose…
It smells like my feet