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There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose
I should dig it out, I suppose…
It smells like my feet
but also kinda sweet

7651

There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose
I should dig it out, I suppose…
It smells like my feet
But also kinda sweet
But I’ll just use a vacuum hose

Me and you and a bear named Pooh

7652

Me and you and a bear named Pooh
doing things we just shouldn’t do

7653

Me and you and a bear named Pooh
doing things we just shouldn’t do
The bear has no pants

7654

Me and you and a bear named Pooh
Doing things we just shouldn’t do
The bear has no pants
And emits strange chants

7655

Me and you and a bear named Pooh
Doing things we just shouldn’t do
The bear has no pants
And emits strange chants
from an anally-inserted kazoo
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There once was a demon named Dirk

7656

There once was a demon named Dirk
Who in Spain went fully berserk

7657

There once was a demon named Dirk
Who in Spain went fully berserk
He ate a hot pepper

7658

I love this one.

7659

There once was a demon named Dirk
Who in Spain went fully berserk
He ate a hot pepper,
Slow-danced with a leper,

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There once was a demon named Dirk
Who in Spain went fully berserk
He ate a hot pepper,
Slow-danced with a leper,
then dumped her and started to twerk

There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup

7661

There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup;
Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!”

7662

There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup;
Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!”
He rests on a noodle

7663

There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup;
Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!”
He rests on a noodle
Now he’s on my strudel

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There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup;
Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!”
He rests on a noodle
Now he’s on my strudel
I hope he doesn’t take a poop

While driving my truck in the snow

7665

While driving my truck in the snow
I forgot where I was meaning to go

7666

While driving my truck in the snow
I forgot where I was meaning to go
To Paradise or Hell?

7667

While driving my truck in the snow
I forgot where I was meaning to go
To Paradise or Hell?
So I stopped at a Shell

7668

While driving my truck in the snow
I forgot where I was meaning to go
To Paradise or Hell?
So I stopped at a Shell
Either way, I need hookers & blow

There once was masseuse from Whittier

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There once was masseuse from Whittier
Her deep-tissue technique can’t be shittier!