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There once was masseuse from Whittier
Her deep-tissue technique can’t be shittier
It tickles and hurts

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There once was masseuse from Whittier
Her deep-tissue technique can’t be shittier
It tickles and hurts
And sneakily subverts

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There once was masseuse from Whittier
Her deep-tissue technique can’t be shittier
It tickles and hurts
And sneakily subverts
any chance that I’d be able to pity her

I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota

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I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota
To make my Amway sales quota

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I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota
To make my Amway sales quota
I packed my valise

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I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota
To make my Amway sales quota
I packed my valise
With large tubs of grease

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I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota
To make my Amway sales quota
I packed my valise
With large tubs of grease
It soon became a thriving biota

I am ready for the trick or treaters

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I am ready for the trick or treaters
This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters

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I am ready for the trick or treaters
This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters
Just one candy each

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I am ready for the trick or treaters
This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters
Just one candy each
and a kiss on the cheek

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I am ready for the trick or treaters
This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters
Just one candy each
and a kiss on the cheek
To be tracked by my team of spreadsheeters.

My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’

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My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’:
Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad’

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My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’:
Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad
My codpiece is chunky

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My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’:
Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad
My codpiece is chunky
The whole thing smells skunky

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My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’:
Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad
My codpiece is chunky
The whole thing smells skunky
Frankly, I think that I’ve been had

Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain

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Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain
The one in his head has a perpetual migraine

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Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain
The one in his head has a perpetual migraine
He grabs one too fast

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Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain
The one in his head has a perpetual migraine
He grabs one too fast
On the pavement it’s dashed

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Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain
The one in his head has a perpetual migraine
He grabs one too fast
On the pavement it’s dashed
Hence the runner-up neuronic skein.

The old monster films Universal

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The old monster films Universal
Were always doomed upon rehearsal