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8190

My elbow’s been hurting me lately
I just cannot stretch it out straightly
So I smeared it with ghee

8191

My elbow’s been hurting me lately
I just cannot stretch it out straightly
So I smeared it with ghee
So it smells buttery!

8192

My elbow’s been hurting me lately
I just cannot stretch it out straightly
So I smeared it with ghee
So it smells buttery!
Improving my happiness greatly

I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg

8193

I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg
Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg

8194

I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg
Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg
But when they’re feeling frisky,

8195

I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg
Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg
But when they’re feeling frisky,
The positions get risky

8196

I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg
Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg
But when they’re feeling frisky,
The positions get risky
And they’ll bend the hey out of my leg

I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity

8197

I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity
They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree

8198

I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity
They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree
I found Faith in bed

8199

I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity
They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree
I found Faith in bed
Hope a horse she wed

8200

I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity
They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree
I found Faith in bed
Hope a horse she wed
But they’re no match for their sister’s vulgarity

She kept her sex toys in a trunk

8201

She kept her sex toys in a trunk
But she otherwise lived like a monk

8202

She kept her sex toys in a trunk
But she otherwise lived like a monk
Away from the wild world

8203

She kept her sex toys in a trunk
But she otherwise lived like a monk
Away from the wild world
as each new day unfurled

8204

She kept her sex toys in a trunk
But she otherwise lived like a monk
Away from the wild world
as each new day unfurled
(Our prospects for lewdness are sunk).

I leapt to my feet with a yell

8205

I leapt to my feet with a yell
As the referee rang the bell

8206

I leapt to my feet with a yell
As the referee rang the bell
I wasn’t quite dead

8207

I leapt to my feet with a yell
As the referee rang the bell
I wasn’t quite dead
Though was missing my head

8208

I leapt to my feet with a yell
As the referee rang the bell
I wasn’t quite dead
Though was missing my head
After Rocky knocked it off and it fell

Professional wrestling is quite the sham

8209

Professional wrestling is quite the sham
I say give them cudgels, then - Wham!