Professional wrestling is quite the sham
I say give them cudgels, then - Wham!
Now that’s authenticity!
Professional wrestling is quite the sham
I say give them cudgels, then - Wham!
Now that’s authenticity!
Down to the nitty-gritty!
Professional wrestling is quite the sham
I say give them cudgels, then - Wham!
Now that’s authenticity!
Down to the nitty-gritty!
Or maybe just change the program
My wife loves to drive very fast
My wife loves to drive very fast
For slowpokes, her horn she will blast
My wife loves to drive very fast
For slowpokes, her horn she will blast
And out on the freeway
My wife loves to drive very fast
For slowpokes, her horn she will blast
And out on the freeway
She’ll give them no leeway
My wife loves to drive very fast
For slowpokes, her horn she will blast
And out on the freeway
She’ll give them no leeway
Pedestrians are all left aghast
My husband looks hot in high heels
My husband looks hot in high heels
But step on his toes and he squeals
My husband looks hot in high heels
But step on his toes and he squeals
He’s quite the little girl
My husband looks hot in high heels
But step on his toes and he squeals
He’s quite the little girl
I love his princess twirl
My husband looks hot in high heels
But step on his toes and he squeals
He’s quite the little girl
I love his princess twirl
And his bunions cement the appeal
My dog can recite the lord’s prayer
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer:
"Our Master, have ye any scraps to share?
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer:
"Our Master, have ye any scraps to share?
I’ve been a good boy
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer:
"Our Master, have ye any scraps to share?
I’ve been a good boy
And deserve a new toy
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer:
“Our Master, have ye any scraps to share?
I’ve been a good boy
And deserve a new toy
Even if I have an impacted derriere.”
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime
Re-enacting my sex acts through mime
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime
Re-enacting my sex acts through mime
Some may find it funny
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime
Re-enacting my sex acts through mime
Some may find it funny
She lubes up with honey
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime
Re-enacting my sex acts through mime
Some may find it funny
She lubes up with honey
You can watch it on Amazon Prime
I live in a box behind WalMart
I live in a box behind WalMart
All my crap is in a rusty cart