Loopy Limericks

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I live in a box behind WalMart
All my crap is in a rusty cart
But I don’t really mind

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I live in a box behind WalMart
All my crap is in a rusty cart
But I don’t really mind
The employees are kind

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I live in a box behind WalMart
All my crap is in a rusty cart
But I don’t really mind
The employees are kind
Although from my love I live apart.

I awoke to a strong morning breeze

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I awoke to a strong morning breeze
emanating from between my knees

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I awoke to a strong morning breeze
Emanating from between my knees
My asshole was stuck on “suck”

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I awoke to a strong morning breeze
Emanating from between my knees
My asshole was stuck on “suck”
Now I’m so out of luck

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I awoke to a strong morning breeze
Emanating from between my knees
My asshole was stuck on “suck”
Now I’m so out of luck
'cuz bad things’ll happen when I sneeze

I’ve invented a new way to fly

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I’ve invented a new way to fly
Launched a big hook into the sky

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I’ve invented a new way to fly
Launched a big hook into the sky
Latched onto a crow

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I’ve invented a new way to fly
Launched a big hook into the sky
Latched onto a crow
Pressed Ignition - like so

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I’ve invented a new way to fly
Launched a big hook into the sky
Latched onto a crow
Pressed Ignition - like so
And we forever kissed the world bye-bye

Some aliens from a distant star

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Some aliens from a distant star
made an offer to buy my old car

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Some aliens from a distant star
made an offer to buy my old car
They don’t care if it runs

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Some aliens from a distant star
made an offer to buy my old car
They don’t care if it runs
There’s just enough funds

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Some aliens from a distant star
made an offer to buy my old car
They don’t care if it runs
There’s just enough funds
To replace their Nissan Pulsar.

A wolf and a goat had a bet

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A wolf and a goat had a bet
As to what would make a better pet

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A wolf and a goat had a bet
As to what would make a better pet
The wolf said a cat

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A wolf and a goat had a bet
As to what would make a better pet
The wolf said a cat
The goat said a rat

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A wolf and a goat had a bet
As to what would make a better pet
The wolf said a cat
The goat said a rat
But ultimately they just asked their vet

My nose looks like a zucchini

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My nose looks like a zucchini
But I look good in a bikini