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My nose looks like a zucchini
But I look good in a bikini
That’s what matters most

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My nose looks like a zucchini
But I look good in a bikini
That’s what matters most
And so I will boast

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My nose looks like a zucchini
But I look good in a bikini
That’s what matters most
And so I will boast
A cucumber is what resembles my weenie

I was attacked by a banana

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I was attacked by a banana
In Memphis - some said it was karma

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I was attacked by a banana
In Memphis - some said it was karma
So I shot the perp dead

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I was attacked by a banana
In Memphis - some said it was karma
So I shot the perp dead
BANG! BANG! BANG! to his head

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I was attacked by a banana
In Memphis - some said it was karma
So I shot the perp dead
BANG! BANG! BANG! to his head
But somehow he’s revived by Big Pharma!

My nads itch way more than they should

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My nads itch way more than they should
And it’s quite painful when I get wood

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My nads itch way more than they should
And it’s quite painful when I get wood
I use so much lotion

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My nads itch way more than they should
And it’s quite painful when I get wood
I use so much lotion
Now I have a notion

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My nads itch way more than they should
And it’s quite painful when I get wood
I use so much lotion
Now I have a notion
that maybe it does me no good

I slept with a lady giraffe

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I slept with a lady giraffe
But made a big sexual gaffe

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I slept with a lady giraffe
But made a big sexual gaffe
So I climbed up a tree

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I slept with a lady giraffe
But made a big sexual gaffe
So I climbed up a tree
But up there I could not flee

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I slept with a lady giraffe
But made a big sexual gaffe
So I climbed up a tree
But up there I could not flee
I was grabbed and thrown into the bath

In summer, she likes to go barefoot

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In summer, she likes to go barefoot
Luckily she carries a spare foot

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In summer, she likes to go barefoot
Luckily she carries a spare foot
As the crocs can be hungry

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In summer, she likes to go barefoot
Luckily she carries a spare foot
As the crocs can be hungry
For limbs, all and sundry

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In summer, she likes to go barefoot
Luckily she carries a spare foot
As the crocs can be hungry
For limbs, all and sundry
And find her sweet derriere to be sehr gut.

Now for a nice clean limerick about animals…

A bitch an ass and a cock

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A bitch an ass and a cock
All reside in a grandfather clock