Loopy Limericks

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8270

A bitch an ass and a cock
All reside in a grandfather clock
The bitch howls at nine

8271

A bitch an ass and a cock
All reside in a grandfather clock
The bitch howls at nine
As the ass sobs a whine

8272

A bitch an ass and a cock
All reside in a grandfather clock
The bitch howls at nine
As the ass sobs a whine
And the cock just says tick and then tock

I don’t have five cents to my name

8273

I slept with a lady giraffe
She was too much for me by half!

8274

Uhh, you’re about a day late and 13 posts late with that one, HH…

Going from 2_More_Bits’ last entry:

I don’t have five cents to my name
Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame

8275

Crap.

8276

I don’t have five cents to my name
Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame
And my timing is crap

8277

I don’t have five cents to my name
Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame
And my timing is crap
I just learned how to rap

8278

[quote=“2_More_Bits, post:8277, topic:712149, full:true”]
I don’t have five cents to my name
Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame
And my timing is crap
I just learned how to rap
but it’s brought me no fortune or fame.

I ate your last plum from the fridge.

8279

I ate your last plum from the fridge
I gave half to the troll from the bridge

8280

I ate your last plum from the fridge
I gave half to the troll from the bridge
The remainder I et

8281

I ate your last plum from the fridge
I gave half to the troll from the bridge
The remainder I et

[I am assuming that last word was supposed to be “ate”…]

So I wouldn’t be late

8282

[ Past Tense of Eat

An old or regional pronunciation/spelling for “ate” (e.g., “She et the last slice”).]

8283

I ate your last plum from the fridge
I gave half to the troll from the bridge
The remainder I et
With honey, you bet!

8284

I ate your last plum from the fridge
I gave half to the troll from the bridge
The remainder I et
With honey, you bet!
And Tabasco (well, only a smidge)

I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late

8285

I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late
For my bleak, ignominious fate!

8286

I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late
For my bleak, ignominious fate!
As I reached the abyss

8287

I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late
For my bleak, ignominious fate!
As I reached the abyss
The demon arose to hiss

8288

I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late
For my bleak, ignominious fate!
As I reached the abyss
The demon arose to hiss
and that was the start of our date

I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew

8289

I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew
From a stone to the heel of my shoe