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I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew
From a stone to the heel of my shoe
Just add lotsa salt

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I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew
From a stone to the heel of my shoe
Just add lotsa salt
Till my guts call a halt

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I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew
From a stone to the heel of my shoe
Just add lotsa salt
Till my guts call a halt
So I don’t end up hunched over the loo

Alas, I once got romance scammed

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Alas, I once got romance scammed
The dude said that he was a “ma’am”

8294

Alas, I once got romance scammed
The dude said that he was a “ma’am”
I just don’t know no better

8295

Alas, I once got romance scammed
The dude said that he was a “ma’am”
I just don’t know no better
when they write me a letter

8296

Alas, I once got romance scammed
The dude said that he was a “ma’am”
I just don’t know no better
when they write me a letter
claiming to be the queen of Siam

My neighbor juggles rats for a living

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My neighbor juggles rats for a living
While through muslin their urine he’s sieving

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My neighbor juggles rats for a living
While through muslin their urine he’s sieving
To concoct a potion

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My neighbor juggles rats for a living
While through muslin their urine he’s sieving
To concoct a potion
confirming the notion

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My neighbor juggles rats for a living
While through muslin their urine he’s sieving
To concoct a potion
confirming the notion
That rats can be way too forgiving!

I love pizza more than my wife

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I love pizza more than my wife
She’s not as important in my life

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I love pizza more than my wife
She’s not as important in my life
And though she’s quite saucy

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I love pizza more than my wife
She’s not as important in my life
And though she’s quite saucy
She does try to force me

8304

I love pizza more than my wife
She’s not as important in my life
And though she’s quite saucy
She does try to force me
To eat anchovies at the point of a knife

Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad

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Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad
M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad!

8306

Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad
M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad!
Add gum, lamb, and peas

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Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad
M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad!
Add gum, lamb, and peas
And roaches, rats, and bees

8308

Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad
M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad!
Add gum, lamb, and peas
And roaches, rats, and bees
A shake of salt if there’s some to be had

In one week I must learn how to dance

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In one week I must learn how to dance
The catch is it must be with Vance