Loopy Limericks

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In one week I must learn how to dance
The catch is it must be with Vance
So I don my monkey suit

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n one week I must learn how to dance
The catch is it must be with Vance
So I don my monkey suit
And seek out the chunky brute

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In one week I must learn how to dance
The catch is it must be with Vance
So I don my monkey suit
And seek out the chunky brute
And hope his mind’s not on romance

My pants don’t fit right anymore

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My pants don’t fit right anymore
They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor

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My pants don’t fit right anymore
They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor
But for mopping up dust

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My pants don’t fit right anymore
They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor
But for mopping up dust
baggy slacks are a must

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My pants don’t fit right anymore
They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor
But for mopping up dust
baggy slacks are a must
I just wish they would fit through the door

A bigfoot sat down in the woods

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A bigfoot sat down in the woods
And began looking at some chimp nudes

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A bigfoot sat down in the woods
And began looking at some chimp nudes
To his freakish delight,

8319

A bigfoot sat down in the woods
And began looking at some chimp nudes
To his freakish delight,
He jerked off at the sight

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A bigfoot sat down in the woods
And began looking at some chimp nudes
To his freakish delight,
He jerked off at the sight
Even if they were total falsehoods

I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie

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I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie
The end result was exceedingly messy

8322

I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie
The end result was exceedingly messy
My teacups are smashed

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I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie
The end result was exceedingly messy
My teacups are smashed
My cushions are thrashed

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I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie
The end result was exceedingly messy
My teacups are smashed
My cushions are thrashed
Her etiquette failed to impress me

I ran away and then joined the circus

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I ran away and then joined the circus
Where the ringmaster loves to work us

8326

I ran away and then joined the circus
Where the ringmaster loves to work us
Tight rope walking’s my game

8327

I ran away and then joined the circus
Where the ringmaster loves to work us
Tight rope walking’s my game
Unless some flashy dame

8328

I ran away and then joined the circus
Where the ringmaster loves to work us
Tight rope walking’s my game
Unless some flashy dame
Offers access to her pretty anus

A very small child one time told me

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A very small child one time told me
“I’ll scream and poop my pants if you scold me”