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842

One weekend when I was out hiking
I met a cross-dressing viking
Decked out like Brynhildr,
A seven foot body builder
The resemblance to mother was striking.

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Those new Buick ads drive me insane,

843

Those new Buick ads drive me insane.
Now, please let me make this quite plain:

844

Those new Buick ads drive me insane.
Now, please let me make this quite plain:
They’re still geezer wheels

845

Those new Buick ads drive me insane.
Now, please let me make this quite plain:
It’s still geezer wheels
And outlandish deals

846

Those new Buick ads drive me insane.
Now, please let me make this quite plain:
It’s still geezer wheels
And outlandish deals
And panels still that rust in the rain.

^^^^^^^^
How I did love the old Keystone Cops,

847

Those new Buick ads drive me insane.
Now, please let me make this quite plain:
It’s still geezer wheels
And outlandish deals
And panels that still rust in the rain.

^^^^^^^^
How I did love the old Keystone Cops,

848

How I did love the old Keystone Cops,
But their weapons were only props

849

How I did love the old Keystone Cops,
But their weapons were only props.
And Fatty Arbuckle

850

How I did love the old Keystone Cops,
But their weapons were only props.
And Fatty Arbuckle,
Who claimed he knew fuckle

851

How I did love the old Keystone Cops,
But their weapons were only props.
And Fatty Arbuckle,
Who claimed he knew fuckle
About the death of Virginia Rappe
Harold Lloyd was all devoid

852

Harold Lloyd was all devoid
Two lost sylables had him annoyed

853

nm.

854

Harold Lloyd was all devoid
Two lost sylables had him annoyed.
Misspellings as well

855

Harold Lloyd was all devoid
Two lost sylables had him annoyed.
Misspellings as well
This shit’s gone to hell

856

Harold Lloyd was all devoid
Two lost sylables had him annoyed.
Misspellings as well
This shit’s gone to hell.
You get that when line two’s destroyed.

857

I’ve never made love on a sidewalk

858

I’ve never made love on a sidewalk
or loved up a maid at the Bangkok

859

I’ve never made love on a sidewalk,
Or loved up a maid at the Bangkok.
But one thing I’ve done
*(You will notice that I overlook the mis-rhyme). *

860

(No, you pretty much commented on it)

861

I’ve never made love on a sidewalk,
Or loved up a maid at the Bangkok.
But one thing I’ve done
Or, at least, half-begun,