Loopy Limericks

The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky

The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky
By the feel of the thing

The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky
By the feel of the thing
And its label, ‘Peking’

The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky
By the feel of the thing
And its label, ‘Peking’
Meant it might just vibrate, if he’s lucky.
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather

I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether

I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,

I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,
And pass me that whip

I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,
And pass me that whip
Then tickle Grandma with this feather."

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A stout gladiator from Rome

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I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,
And pass me that whip
Then tickle Grandma with this feather."

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A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam.

A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam
Once he downed his fifth mug

The Aristocrats!

A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam
Once he downed his fifth mug
He yelled, “Let’s cut the rug!”

A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam
Once he downed his fifth mug
He yelled, “Let’s cut the rug!”
And he drunkenly danced with a gnome.
A young couple were screwing upstairs

A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs

A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs
It made such a noise

A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs
It made such a noise
As all the sex-toys

A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs
It made such a noise
As all the sex-toys
went a tumble along with the au pair.

A comely young tart named Celeste

A comely young tart named Celeste,
Was never too modestly dressed.

A comely young tart named Celeste
Was never too modestly dressed
With her nipples erect

A comely young tart named Celeste,
Was never too modestly dressed.
With her nipples erect,
You might just suspect,