The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky
The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky
By the feel of the thing
The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky
By the feel of the thing
And its label, ‘Peking’
The homely young girl from Kentucky
Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky
By the feel of the thing
And its label, ‘Peking’
Meant it might just vibrate, if he’s lucky.
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,
And pass me that whip
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,
And pass me that whip
Then tickle Grandma with this feather."
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A stout gladiator from Rome
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I asked Dad why his pants were of leather
And why he had Mom in a tether.
He told me, ''Just strip,
And pass me that whip
Then tickle Grandma with this feather."
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A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam.
A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam
Once he downed his fifth mug
The Aristocrats!
A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam
Once he downed his fifth mug
He yelled, “Let’s cut the rug!”
A stout gladiator from Rome,
Loved beer with a good head of foam
Once he downed his fifth mug
He yelled, “Let’s cut the rug!”
And he drunkenly danced with a gnome.
A young couple were screwing upstairs
A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs
A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs
It made such a noise
A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs
It made such a noise
As all the sex-toys
A young couple were screwing upstairs
But their bed was in need of repairs
It made such a noise
As all the sex-toys
went a tumble along with the au pair.
A comely young tart named Celeste
A comely young tart named Celeste,
Was never too modestly dressed.
A comely young tart named Celeste
Was never too modestly dressed
With her nipples erect
A comely young tart named Celeste,
Was never too modestly dressed.
With her nipples erect,
You might just suspect,