I have just discovered this site and am overwhelmed. It is now past midnight my glass is empty so must be time for bed. Explore more tomorrow.
Welcome to the boards!
You’ll find that this group is among the most knowledgeable, yet snarky people you’ll ever meet. I’m continually in awe amongst these folks.
“Welcome” threads usually go in our MPSIMS forum, so I’ll move this there.
If you’re really lost in the wilderness, then how are you posting here? I sense hyperbole. 
Oh, and welcome.
Not at all. He has a smartphone with a really really good battery but its internal compass / GPS function is broken. 