flirts with all
drinks whenever someone says ‘The Ring’, gets quite drunk
Wheee!
:stares at the couch’s arm rest now being eaten by Ethilrist’s fire:
Right then. Inside it is…
Kythereia anything left in the keg?
Whatssss thissss, my precioussss! A bunch of fat hobbitssssssss…
Ughhh, ruin the meat they have. German Shepards meantsss to be eaten rawwww… and wriggling… yessssss…
:eek:
Nassssty hobbitssssss…
Uhhhh… I think so! giggle
More miruvor for me!
::saunters in::
Does anybody have some pipe-weed?
Alas, the finest weed in the Westfarthing (Hawaii) got confiscated with the Breckenridge Avalanche Ale back in customs.
(watch this)
Hey Kythereia! “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring”
Ah, well. Kythereia, you couldn’t spare me a bit of that miruvor, could you?
:knocks on door loudly but seemingly politely:
:door opens to find headspace dressed in a white shirt, dark suit and tie, wearing dark rim glasses carrying a clip board and wearing a badge, leaning a bicycle against the stoop:
Hi, I was wondering if you would be interested in hearing about the Church of Aetheism and the teachings of a great man called Charles Darwin, who espoused what is known to believers as the theory of Evolution. Whilst there are many sections of society that wish to portray aetheism and evolutionary theory as evil or uninformed, it is in fact a very peaceful and harmonious body of teaching. Some of the primary teachings under the theory are that there is no god, no such thing as magic, and the idea that modern man evolved from amongst other things the ape family.
Headspace now hears LOTR music/film, looks aghast and continues
I see that you and your friends appear to be followers of a pagan belief system not scientifically provable and grossly irreverent toward what is or is held to be sacred by aetheists. Would you be interested in allowing me to come in to your home and discuss this further with you???
with inspiration by and thanks to John Safran - 
::walks in bearing 250-watt boombox, proceeds to blast Everybody Wants To Rule the World (Middle-Earth Remix)::
What up, d00dz? Say, where’s the man of the hour anyway? Hey
Lobsang, come out and join the fun!
Holy crap!
Usually I’ve got one or two threads to reply to, and no work to do at work.
Today I’ve got a shtload of threads/posts to reply to, and a shtload of work to do at work!
And this is the first thread about me ever that wasn’t in the Pit. What did I do to deserve it?
Er, wait. Am I that guy who isn’t at his own once-in-a-lifetime house party because “Sorry guys, got a sh*tload of work to do!”?
Got 'im! See, you can always lure 'em in with a little Tears For Fears. Soothes the savage beast, ya know…and the free-range Lobsang, apparently.
You guys don’t keep me around for nothin’.
That would be you.
BTW…Don’t mind the two fire pits in your backyard, and if your neighbor is looking for their fence and dog, we haven’t seen either of them.
:: starts cooking breakfast for everyone consisting of sausages and eggs ::
Someone else will have to fix the biscuits, because that is the one thing I am not good at fixing. This was a weekend party right?
You lost the neighbour’s dog!!!
**YIPPPEEEE!! **
(Now I really must get back to my work)
Not exactly.
We think **Ethilrist ** got a bit to creative with his BBQ, at least that is Inigo’s excuse.
Have fun at work.
::knocks on door, limps in on crutches, munching large bloody haunch::
Good BBQ, guys!
There’s a keg in the car, ifen ya want to bring it in. But watch out for tha neighbor - he seems a little pissy.
Funny, that’s what the dog said just before…er…the last time I saw it. :rolleyes:
We are watching the extended editions, right?
"Concerning Hobbits…"
Oh. Good.
I think we should order pizza. I don’t trust that do…deergoat.
I don’t trust it either.
:: hands Lissla the bucket of tri-flavored popcorn ::
I think the other meat should be ready soon. At least I can only hope.
very drunk, passing out miruvor and flirting shamelessly with everyone