Whisk detergent: For when you want your wizards to be whiter than white.
Miracle Gro: Recommended by four out of five Ents.
Actor who plays Gimli is standing by a car: Amour All: It’s like chain mail for your car.
New Entemanns brand Lembas. (Entemanns is a large bakery in the southeast)
I always wanted to see the LOTR: Product Tie-In Edition:
Gandalf: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS…unless you use Ex-Lax!”
And, of course, you’d have the Argonath holding sticks of Sure deodorant.
What about Campell’s “Samwise Special” Herbs and Stewed Rabbit
or Uruk-Hai signature series war drums
or Eye of Sauron boxer shorts(every image winds up on boxers sooner or later)
or Mithril brand condoms “Not even the feeling gets through.”
I’d say Doc Martens Tom Bombadil specials, but this relates specifically to FILM prodcut tie-ins, I think.
Lembas: Official food of the Olympics.
Farmer Maggots Brand mushrooms.
I was also thinking of a chain of mall restaraunts that sold fried, baked and other kinds of mushrooms called Tolkein’s
Products I’d buy:
Elven Hair-Care products; never get a tangle again!
Golden Perch Ale
Athelas brand anti-inflammatories
Saruman brand Viagara - take this and you’d even breed with an orc!
Old Winyard XXtRe|/|3 “I am not a winecooler” Malt Beverage
Cereal: “Silly Sauron, One Rings are for hobbits!”
The New Chevy Preciousss Coupe: You wantsss it!