As a perk of my job, I had the pleasure of spending the other night in beautiful downtown Cincinnati. It is amazing how warm 20 degrees seems after Chicago’s single digits!
Checked into a very comfortable hotel room right downtown. Desk? Check. Comfy chair? Check. Cable? Check. King-sized bed with enough pillows for a small country? Check. Did some work, and went out for a delicious dinner of a grilled portobello sandwich accompanied by a pint (or 2) of a delectable imperial stout. (The smoky stout beautifully complimented the earthy flavor of the mushroom…)
Because I planned to wake up quite early the next morn, I went to bed immediately following Angel (and a superbly creepy ep it was!) at 10 p.m. eastern. Just as I turned out my light (and figured out all those pillows) I heard the occupant of the neighboring room enter their door. Immediately followed by the sound of their cell phone ringing. They then had the nerve to actually engage in a phone conversation in a hotel room! Can you believe it?
Actually, I believe “conversation” might not adequately convey the frequency or intensity and volume of their explosive braying and cackling laughter. Their substantive contribution to the conversation was primarily limited to varyingly nuanced repetitions of “Whatever!” Though the frequent use of the word “ejaculation” may provide some insight as to the elevate plane of discourse.
So what, if anything, do you do in such a situation?
-Each time they burst out laughing, I wanted to shout out “Shut the fuck up!” But I refrained.
-I considered turning on my radio to drown them out, but I don’t like falling asleep to TV or radio, and I feared screwing up the alarm on an unfamiliar clock/radio.
-I thought of knocking on their door, or calling them on the house phone and informing them that I could hear their conversation. But I didn’t really want to confront them, and a small part of me didn’t want them to think of me as the unreasonable crank next door.
- I thought of calling the front desk. But what would they do? It isn’t as though this person was having a loud crowded party, late at night, with music blaring…
-And, all nice and comfy in my bed, I didn’t want to ask to pack up and move to another room.
They got at least 3 phone calls in rapid succession. When I checked the clock, the conversation had been going on for 20 minutes. I think I fell asleep within the next 10 minutes.
Like I said, this person undoubtedly had no idea how clearly their voice was carrying into the next room. And I am sure their friends consider them friendly, entertaining company with their generous and ready laugh. But lying in the dark with my teeth clenched, wanting only to fall asleep, such complimentary characterizations did not spring to mind.
So what, if anything, would you do in such a situation? And what, if anything, can a traveler do to lessen the likelihood of such happening in the future?
Perhaps earplugs are in order. In which case I’ll undoubtedly sleep late and be held in contempt of court. I wonder if they accept Visa for bail money?