Love of the penis -

I am not a penis lover or a penis hater…I’m just sick of what both mind-sets have brought to our culture.

PENIS: Marriage; wife; children

PENIS: Men with ANother penis equal HOT, MONKEY SEX
(LESS contraints about STDs about Monogamy; females; AIDS;…‘Let’s just have a ‘go’…’)

This whole balderdash about ‘marriage’ is just that: BALDERDASH.

From what I have learned …MOST (Cite? Sorry…only empirical evidence here) male homosexuals are NOT after a ‘Spouse.’

They are not after ‘marriage’ and a life-long committment to another male.

They are after the freedom to schtup

whom they want, under whatever conditions are presenting themselves at the moment.

Homosexuals wanting a life-long commitment with another male which includes life-long monogamy, and also getting/having/raising children together is pretty rare.
If YOU are more involved with the homosexual community, and can provide stats which prove that male homosexuals are ‘after’ legislation which provides them with the goals of monogamy, and the ‘freedom’ to raise children within those relationships, versus just the overwheening statistics which prove nothing more than having sex with whomever …please provide them.

I’m willing to accept that most male homosexuals want nothing more than life-long committment and monogamy.

And children; and a ‘picket fence’ and a dog and cat.

But…

From everything I’ve researched and seen…the penis, the ‘hot monkey sex’; the ‘knowledge’ that women are superfluous and only cause ‘harm’ are what one must hold on to.

Are you holding on?

to my penis? or yours?

Ummm…yeah.

Anyone care to translate?

Allow me to introduce you to what should be an award winning set of threads…

Ask the Gay Guy!

Part I

Part II

Part the Third…

Part Quatro

Esprix is just the MAN!

I think you’ll find the gay community is like a lot of other groups. Some what mad monkey sex, some want commitment.

This it true, But I’ve always felt that it’s tons easier for gay guys to get sex then straight guys. I mean in a hetro relationship, it’s usually the man who has the unrelenting sexual appetite (well at least a stronger expression of their libido) . You add two men, you get horny squared

I’m not sure I understand what you’re talking about, or that anyone else does for that matter, but if the issue at hand is what I think it is, then this is probably more for Great Debates.

If your position on the issue, presented with only empirical evidence and an absolute minimum of coherant thought, is what I think it is, then this should probably be in the Pit.

I could give counterpoint but I’m not sure what I’d be countering…

well, since i disagree, cite?

Was that supposed to make sense? :confused:

(Thanks for the props, Jonathan.)

Esprix

And the Babel Fish translation of English to French to German to English gives us:

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And Chinese-English-Portuguese-English

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And it still is not any worse than the OP in terms of understanding

That’s the most poorly constructed anti-gay statement I’ve read for a long time.

I’m confused and need a non-peniled person to hug!

And some of us want a commitment to mad monkey sex :slight_smile:

So speaking hypothetically, if I were to love my penis, would that make me gay?

I lost ya after HOT, MONKEY SEX. Am only thinking with PENIS now.

Grunt.

PENIS say schtup NOW. Must find superfluous woman.

ARG! PENIS SMASH!

Did anyone else think of Zardoz while reading the OP?

The following posted with the understanding that I am actually parsing any of this reasonably well.

This is the opinion of many who are outside that community and/or who do not generally have a lot of contact with anyone who would know about it.

Male homosexuals have as many differences in their ideal life situations as anyone else. There are plenty who desire spousal monogamy and plenty who do not, just as is the case in any other significant demographic.

In my experience, belief in such a position as espoused in your OP is consistent with a lack of exposure to enough different people so as to secure a reasonably diverse set of experiences.

See above. The notion that all, or even most, homosexual men are after an endless string of one-night stands (or even one-hour stands) is patently false.

Furthermore, one-night stands are by no means restricted to gay man. FWIW.

Stick around … mebbe you’ll meet some:)

Conversely, can you show any documentation supporting your assertions?:slight_smile:

Gay men are like any other demographic: they vary.

Where is this research? What have you seen?:slight_smile:

I like penises.

I like men.

I like gay men.

I like hot monkey sex.

I like marriage.

I like picket fences.

I like having the freedom to shtup.

I like life-long commitment with penis-owning-bipedal-carbon-based lifeforms.

Come to think of it, I absolutely love penises. I don’t think they’re ugly. I think they’re tasty-riffic. Almost every single time I’ve had a personal-penile encounter, its been a joy and a delight.

First man I see today, I’m going to pat him on the back, look him in the eye, and congradulate him on having to good fortune to possess a willie, John Thomas, tadger, pecker, or monkey love machine, as you will.

Hey, I’m all about the mad monkey love, boyee.

Remember, when you and Poly win I get to be secretary of commerce.

Welcome to the Abstract Expressionist OP

er…
looking up “most” in dictionary
looking up “pretty rare”
noting that they don’t seem to be synonyms
concluding that statements (1) and (2) are a bit contradictory
wondering if there is a point
*losing interest… *