What Jimmy Swaggart and Joe Phelps do for Christianity, Brithael and Banshee_ do for paganism. Yes, I’m embarrassed by association.
Brithael, if you are actually stupid enough to fail keyboarding-- which is only the easiest high school class that has ever existed-- you’re only compounding the error by telling people about it. Why don’t you quit now, before you make yourself look any sillier.
Of course I don’t fit in; I’m part of a better puzzle.
Yes, it’s a discussion board (Actually, if you bothered reading the descriptions of the forums, you might have noticed this is the BBQ Pit. If you want a discussion, you might try posting in the correct forum, such as General Questions (to discuss facts), Great Debates (to discuss opinions) or Comments on Cecil’s Columns (to discuss the columns, which some of your posts seem to be addressed towards.)) but you might have noticed that the discussions are made up of these things called words and sentences. If you use little or no correct punctuation, grammar and spelling, as you have done, no one can understand what you are saying.
how ezy ix ths santecne to unnerstan how bt th won stl think tht correk speelng nd grrmmrr nda punkation rnt mprtnt imgn if evry sngl pst i wrt or evn evry postt on th bord was lke ths how exy wold itbe to reed evn won theard
WHAT YOU say yours isnt as bad as the pargraph abov prhaps this won is a litle closr to you postng but its stil hard too read isnt it just face it, if yu want peeple to unnerstand wat yu r writin yu need to make an effort to make yor writin readable wich means use corect spelling corect grammer corect punctution CORRECT CAPItlztion no mater how much yu think it doesnt mater, it stil does
“It’s bacon!!”
Isn’t it wonderful being intellectually superiour?
Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.
superior?
Do Canadians spell it Lake Superiour?
No, because “superior”'s suffix is of a different origin from those of honour, colour, and neighbour.
-or in “superior” is a Latin comparative suffix. Superior means “higher”, like “junior” means younger and “senior” means older.
The French is “Lac Supérieur”.
What empty lives you must lead. There are better ways to correct someone. I was probably wrong for writing in here in the first place. BUt that doesnt excuse any of you. Maybe you’re all just bored?
I apologize. You’re right, there is a better way to convey our dissatisfaction with your writing style, so here goes nothing.
Why don’t you go take grade school English and writing again, this time with your eyes open. In the meantime, quit drooling on the keyboard and shut the fuck up!
There. Was that clear enough?
tracer– it was IMHO that it was a slam. Perhaps if Brithael could be more clear in his/her communication I wouldn’t have taken it that way. No slam to you and a small slam to Brithael. That is just what I got from his/her OP.
Brithael-okay, you re-posted that you were seriously asking about a love spell. Sorry to slam you but really, I just got that slamming feeling from your post. No, this isn’t an English lesson but you see what can happen if you are not clear in communicating to others. I’m not saying that everyone got the same impression I did but if you had written:
I read some mocking comments about Love Spells out here and wanted to know the straight dope about them. Help me out folks!
You would have gotten a completely different response from me and other posters. I don’t go out here looking for people to slam (too easy) but if you “seem” to be saying something that I don’t agree with or I find a slam to something I agree with, you will get an unfavorable response from me. And others.
Empty lives? Why? Because I know how to type and communicate effectively with others and expect them to do the same? Hmmmmm…
P.S. Slythe, can I have your baby? I just love you!
The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.
Anytime, Byzy. Where should I send the test tube?
tracer-regarding your comment about magick spells having physically measured effects, the last time I checked with my Christian friends, their praying was supposed to have a measurable effect on the physical world (“Oh God, please don’t let my house be carried off by the tornado!” “Oh God, please let my pet cat return home safely!”) Does this mean that PRAYER must now be taken out of the realm of religion also? Show me their proof.
Born O.K. the first time…
ChiefScott shared:
Ja ever consider a nice dinner which you cooked for her.
A conversation solely about her aspirations.
Calling as early as possible the morning after your first date.
Flowers.
Walking and holding hands
Wow, is it okay to say, like, I want you now, like real bad? You sound like my kinda guy! What a big ol’ sugar stick! I envy your woman as I know you are taken 
slythe– test tube? Can’t I get the REAL THING! Man, I really hope C#3 comes in and sees this “aggressive flirting” of mine!
Oh and Brithael, what these two men have done? THAT’S a love spell! 
Am I missing something here?
I keep coming back here in the hopes that a light will go on and I can say, “Oh, NOW I get it.”
It’s not happening.
Is this in some kind of code?
Brithael, what the FUCK are you talking about?
The opposite of courage is not cowardice, but conformity
Sorry about the language, people, but this is very frustrating.
The opposite of courage is not cowardice, but conformity
No, Wally, you’re not missing a thing. Brithael’s post is totally and completely incomprehensible. Don’t force yourself to try to make sense out of it, or you will go insane.
Thanks, Kat.
I thought I was suffering from a severe case of terminal stupidity.
I’m not going to read that post again.
It makes my hair hurt.
If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.
Okay, I’m over my fight with Britael. Let’s see if I can clean up this post:
I know there are hacks and cooks of all sorts but there is a lot of truth and sense in paganism if perused wholeheartedly and with some SENSE. That being said I wish to address the entry concerning the love spell.
There are some flaws to this well meaning response published here.
Firstly in order to even have the proper materials one must go through arduous preparation. This includes: The cleaning of a sacred space. The building of the altar. The purification of the Athame (??? used for cutting magic and channeling energies never for cutting and other satanic gibberish <I have no idea what he’s talking about here>). This takes a long time. THEN you can start your “spell” if you wish to call it that.
I really do take offense at the seemingly good natured jokes made here. I don’t think I need to quote that refuse or reproduce it here. Just take a bit more consideration for the things held dear to others if you will. Otherwise I really like this site and its purpose
Oh yeah and SEE, I complained without making the issue religious or spouting sophomoric obscenities like some of the ones who continually misrepresent Earth Friends by their actions and assuming that they are among us… Blessed be!
With these small changes, it makes a lot more sense. Except that one part. What is an ATHAME? I am well versed and have several works of words at my hands but I can’t find that word or anything like it.
Hey, sugar, I’m really being nice now. Tell me what that means and let’s just put this sorry assed fight to rest, okay?
Oh, fuck me nine ways to Sunday… I have no idea why it printed like that… Shit! I’m trying to make it better and just make it worse. Man. Okay, I’m going to bed now, something fucked with me and my keyboard.
An athame is a consecrated dagger or knife.