GuanoLad is totally unique. It seems like some twisted member of DC’s Legion of Superheroes … along with Light Lass, Cosmic Boy, and an assortment of other Kids, Girls, and a Wolf or two.
SellingFireInsurance is a pretty cool name. I like it better if it’s a metaphor for something, and less if it’s just a guy who sells fire insurance.
purplecrackwhore is a pretty kick-ass name. I mean, what kinda guts does it take to pick that for a name?
crimsonhipsterdufuz is also a gutsy name.
And whoever it is claiming to be “Cecil Adams, Administrator” is the gutsiest of all.
I always liked the handle Shirley Ujest, I mean, it speaks for it self.
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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Yep, Imthecowgodmoo is a winner, along with the others mentioned. (I always picture a Gary Larson holstein; dignified, high minded and a bubble off plumb.)
And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, the Annual Mutual Admiration Society’s You Scratch My Back, I Scratch Yours" dinner:
I just love the name “Imthecowgodmoo.” Every time I see it it just cracks me up. Of course, I shouldn’t be saying this, but right here on my desk top I have a flyer from the Michigan Beef Industry Commission and it shows the dissected parts of a cow. Imthecowgodmoo, I have to say it, what a tongue you have
I’m a heretic, I know. I’ll probably be sent to purgatory where it is filled with a bunch of chickens, the dumb clucks.
kellibelli. One of those name you can just say over and over. Konrad. I dunno, it just looks cool. Alphagene. Byzantine. UncleBeer. Imthecowgodmoo. Canthearya. GuanoLad. PurpleCrackWhore. Very nice. Ayesha. The Lioness was pretty cool too. The Lion. Can’t have one without the other.
Some of my faves are Imthecowgodmoo, and Shirley Ujest, because they just make me smile saying them, but anyone who knows me in person, knows I am most fond of purpletoenails.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!