There seems to be a crop of newbies around here and one of them’s name just cracks me up.
Hightechburrito.
I’m living so beyond my income that we may almost said to be living apart
-e e cummings
Hi I guess Im a newbie but I dont know if my name is funny enough. Ive been thinking of changing it but it was a childhood taunt that Ive grown to like…
But hightechburrito is funny…
Shirley, yours is my favorite.
“Hightechburrito” is the name of a gourmet burrito shop in the SF Bay Area (it may be a national chain, I don’t know). I thought it was kinda’ strange to name yourself after a restaurant, but I suppose I’m no better, being named after a polluted little river in the middle of Utah.
My personal favorite has always been Iamthecowgodmoo, but he’s not around here anymore. I like swimmingriddles, too, although I have no idea why. Just a neat name, I guess.
I’d have to second Iamthecowgodmoo
I’m not that new!
I’ve got a good six months, just a low post count.
And yes, I got the name from the restaurant.
Awww . . . Crap!!
Caught in my own circle of lies! I’ve only been here four months.
I apologize and swear that it will never happen again.
Your punishment: No sour cream or guacamole for a week!
I like Neurotrashgrrrrl (sp?).
I like the way it sounds in my mind!
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
My personal favourites are:
Chrome Toaster
UncleBeer
WillGolfForFood
SwimmingRiddles
TheMadHun
Coldfire
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
I’ve always liked JohnnyHarvard.
“I was born in this town, I was raised in this town, and I’ll probably die in this town. Hell, I’ve already been hit by a car on this street, twice!”–if you recognize where this quote is from or who said it, please tell me.
Oh man, hands down the coolest username is
Chrome Toaster
It’s cool, it’s sleek, it’s nerdy.
It says “I’m not that concerned with my image, but I know I’m cool.”
It exudes a calm assuredness, and is cheesy in a great way.
This is truly a great name, and if I ever own a company, I hope their are no copyright infringement laws to get around for me to name it in like fashion.
But wait, there’s more! I also am fond of these great titles:
[ul][li]Coldfire (slick lawyer type, sounds like a superhero name from the comics I know and love)[/li][li]Neuro-Trash Grrrl (sounds like that living dead girl song that I like and makes me think of tank girl, again in a comic.)[/li][li]Ed Zotti (I don’t know why)[/li][li]Satan (shock effect and puts life in perspective by lending a sense of humor to the prince of darkness.)[/li][li]Imthecowgodmoo (the most original, confident name I have ever come across. This one is a close second.)[/ul][/li]
Don’t get me wrong, there are way more folks here that I like, but this is only about names, right.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
I likes
Lexicon,
In no way do I wish to be associated with lawyers. Hell, I make my living the honest way! I’m a banker.
duck and runs as fast as humanly possible
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
I always liked Canthearya – especially after that anecdote she shared when someone was on her computer, and she was in the other room, and the other person asked her about her user name and she responded “Canthearya”, and the other person just asked the question louder and louder, and she kept saying “Canthearya”.
Shoot. Guess you had to be there.
Where is she anyway?
UncleBeer: It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. I think of going to visit my good, old Uncle Beer and always being offered a frosty one as I walk in the door. Aaaahhhh…
Iamthecowgodmoo is a close second for me too.
I have to vote for SwimmingRiddles too, and anyone who has seen the “Flirting” thread knows why.
Ah, I am such a sucker. 
For the record, I liked Bug Vomit.
Aww, dude. Coldfire, don’t you remember way back two months ago when we started the self-righteous clique?
Don’t you remember your job?
Don’t you remember those two, er seven, you know…well I guess they were prostitutes but I don’t remember payin’?
Don’t you remember all the disavowing statements you made on my behalf?
Say it aint so! Say you remember me! Say you remember us!
<sniffle, sob>
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
And
“This site is more addictive than caramel-covered crack!”
I have always been partial to iamthecowgodmoo and Shirley Ujest but I do have other favorites I guess.
Canthearya
Fretful Porpentine
Polycarp
and one of the newer ones, threebunnymama That one just reminds me of a children’s bedtime story or something.
I always try to do things in chronological order.