Now you can enjoy the delicious aroma of bacon all day, thanks to the Hormel Corporation. Hormel is giving away the masks online. The masks incorporate “the latest in pork-scented technology with two-ply multi-fiber cloth to keep the delicious smell of bacon always wrapped around your nose,” according to the press release.
What a time saver. Never again will I need to rub bacon grease into my moustache before leaving the house.
I don’t want to be teased all day, just give me the bacon.