Lovecraftian Food Ideas

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I stole the concept and the first item from Christopher Moore, of course, but I’m looking to develop an entire menu of Lovecraft/Mythos themed food, and strangely enough I think this is the place to look for help.

So far I have:

Eggs Sothoth

Mana-Yood-Sushi

a Shudde-M’elt

French Fries from Yuggoth

A seafood platter called The Haul of Cthullhu

The Bunwich Horror

Dagon and eggs

The Muesli of Erick Zann

and all of the drinks coming under the heading “At the Fountains of Madness”.

Really hideously appalling puns are, obviously, welcome.

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Deleted, Had the same one

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Lutefisk. You don’t even need to give it a Lovecraftian themed name. It’s an unspeakable horror just as it is.

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That’s the second mention of gelatinous cod I’ve seen in an hour. They were talking about it on NPR on the way home from work. Few scarier foods have ever graced man’s lips.

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Something with HP Sauce. Maybe drizzled over fried calamari with the little tentacles?

There’s a cookbook called the Veganomicon, would that be appropriate?

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the Dunwich gastric horror.

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Casu Marzu, aka “Maggot Cheese”.

People who eat it often cover their faces to keep the maggots from jumping into their eyes. :eek:

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You know that little doohickey that makes a hotdog into an octopus? Get one of those.

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Octo-dog.

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Needed:

A dark, soundproof chamber.
A somewhat sane person.
Any food.

Take your [PERSON] and lock it in the solitary confinement room without food or contact for 5 days (and make sure they don’t sleep!).

Take them out, serve food while making strange noises.

Voila!

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Killer Thread. Only a Doper Would Know!

I need to buy me an Octo-Dog and hook it up with a Chicago Dog. Fully loaded. And ready to breed.

Cthullhu RULES.

I am going to Bethel, AK (salmon RULES), Homer, AK (oysters RULE), and Belfast, ME (lobster !!!)

And where-the-hell is that Okra, that I am convinced that HP Lovecraft modeled his Antarctic horrors after???

The Deep-Fried SOUTH.

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This: Нетрадиционная Кулинария - M!ханя — ЖЖ

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Seaweed ice cream. (Deep Sea Water ice cream also available.)

Good luck finding it outside of Japan, though.

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R’loaf - the bread that will rise from the tin.

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Except the beers. The Great Cold Ones should be kept on ice

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The beer must be Shoggoth’s Old Peculiar.

Background info, and a pleasant waste of time.

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Gin and Miskatonic. Hey, Arkham if they can’t take a joke!

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Txakoli Kalimotxo Sagardo’ Patxaran
Gerezi beltza arno gorriakin
Txipirone Biskotx
Marmitako Talau Chistorra
Cuajada

Sadly, that’s not an incantation to the Elder Gods, it’s a list of Basque food and drinks.

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Don’t forget to try the Hastur browns. They’re unspeakably delicious.