YogSosoth, **Evil Turducken **would be an AWESOME band name. Form that band and you have a good shot at being house band.
Lime jello marshmellow cottage cheese surprise. I’ve made heaps!
The Vol-au-vent of Randolph Carter - Enjoy the light, flaky exterior, but send your friend to investigate the filling.
The Brats of Ulthar - Very sleek and fat do these sausages appear, and sonorous with purring content.
The Shroom That Came to Sarnath - Behold a sauteed fungus of great and terrible portent.
The Lurking Paneer - This curry has a firm, cheesy secret at the bottom of the bowl.
Necronom-nom-nomicon - Flee the monster which comes in search of this cookie, its eyes a shapeless congeries of googly putrescence.
Oh, and one more from India:
The Dhal of Cthulhu
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all of this meal’s contents.
Bravo! Good one!
R’lyeh Hushpuppies: Cyclopean hushpuppies, redolent of spheres, made in a fashion inconsistent with Euclidean geometry. Stuffed with squid tentacles and brooding in a slimy tartar ooze
Azathoth Fondue: Made by a blind, idiot chef, this cheese fondue bubbles and boils within its own nuclear chaos, surrounded by sycophantic revelers amidst the piping of a distant flute
Well done! I modestly submit…
Baked Innsmuth - a placid island of ignorance and meringue in the midst of black seas of infinity. Served with raspberry sauce that shudders with an unholy serpentine light.
The Frightening Vegimite!
The scary wisdom of old Pa Ella!
And of course the monster living in the French/Swiss Alps… the horrid Blancmonge!
I wish there is an Iron Chef episode on this…
The Dessert that came to Sarnath: A 3 layer fudge sundae darker than the gulf between the stars, served in a bowl carved like the idol of a long dead civilization
Kadath, the Frozen Yogurt: A dreamlike yogurt, mountainous and topped with the broken remnants of nuts on one side, and gaunt and barren on the other side facing away from the favor of the gods
And for a Moroccan installment…
Beware of the Tzatziki!
The evil Kharkoum (turmeric)
I’d be afraid of the… Libzar (pepper)
The Crazy Maadnous (parsley)
Possibly at the Mousse of Madness? A frigid concoction of displaced thoughts spanning millenia, stood guard by waiters dressed as giant penguins…
With whipped scream (WAY bad pun)