I actually can’t. I can only turn the tv to one app we never use. I can predict weather with my butt since the tailbone incident, though. 
Given the inaccuracy of TWPTB around here as of late, I’d sooner trust your butt than them. On Tuesday today was supposed to be stormy. 'Tis perfectly lovely and sunny out instead.
Kids off to school. I haz headache, so I’m off to bed. Blurf.
Lunch break. Brain break.
Without a doubt, my boss is the worst at explaining stuff to me. He can’t say, in plain English: “Design a non-working replica of this part that will blah blah blah…” I went back and looked at the email he sent - nope, it wasn’t me. There’s no way anyone could understand what he meant. So I’m just finishing up with the replica design, which will affect all the rest of the crap I spent a week working on. The man makes me crazy!
Deep cleansing breaths…
BLURF I just sent in my time sheet putting myself out today at 1400. I will still go over 80 hours with the travel day last Sat. I worked at least 15 hours each day of my travel but I will only be paid for 8 hours each day. I think they owe me.
I think I will do just what has to be done today and tidy my desk. Once I drop Lucky Louie at home I shall go to the grocery store and procure something for dinner. Probably get a chicken.
I’ve heard people say the rain/snow is a pain in their ass but you’re the first I know who means that literally!
My divorce is done. I went to the [del]carpenter[/del], [del]lawyer[/del] dentist this morning & am now done with the ‘holy’ toof as he extracted it. I will have to go back to the [del]matchmaker[/del] dentist to be set up with a long term/for life replacement he says I’ll love.
Right now I’m still numb from the novocaine but I’m sure it hurt later. If any of the cute, single, female Mumpers/Dopers want to kiss it better later I’m game. Don’t think you can kiss a toof but the lips are real close. 
Flytrap as you are none of cute, single, or female, & because I’m such a nice guy I didn’t want you to feel left out I have something you can kiss for me. What hurts right now is the hole in my wallet, which I keep in my rear pocket. You can kiss that better.
swampy, only a couple of friends are going to N.O.L. with you? Shouldn’t there be five of you? 
{{{spidey}}} Are you going for a screw in replacement toof or a bridge?
Our security here a irk got a new toy and are being a PITA with the way we walk through the metal detector. Three of us in our department alone have complained to HR. It will blow over once everybody gets to [del]play with[/del] try out the new thermal scanner.
I might be coming down with the sick that’s going around. Came in feeling fine today, but I am so unbelievably sleepy all of the sudden, and my head hurts. I’m not allowed to be sick until at least Sunday.
Howdy Y’all! Five Guys was well, not all that great. The three guys that went to Five Guys wish we’d gone somewhere else. How’s that red. 
Just not very good and way over priced.
{{{Sunny and Drae}}} hope y’all are feelin’ better soonest.
Swampy I hear ya on Five Guys. DH loves it. The rest of us, not so much. About once a year we’ll give in and go with him.
Spidey sorry about the hole-y too. I hates that!
This week is probably an excellent representation of why I’m out on disability. Stoopid migraines. I spend the days in bed, occasionally sitting up to do Interwebs. It’s boring, and frustrating, in addition to being painful. I feel like a mushroom. Just sit here in the dark. Wahhhhhh! OK - I’m done whining.
Drae hope you beat the bug.
Butters have a relaxing day.
May I add that I am so ready for this election to be over? I think election reform should include a shortened and defined period for campaigning. If we could limit this to 3 or even 6 months, it would be a vast improvement. This 18 months stuff is ridiculous.
Eighteen months? Silly woman - try FOUR YEARS!! I swear, some people have been talking about this election since the last election. And yes, I agree - 6 months is more than enough time. But it’ll never happen because there’s so much money at stake!
We’re going to Cracker Barrel because *SOMEONE *in this household wants pancakes for supper.
HT Blurf!
Dindin has been ingested. OYKW is havin’ a soak in the tub. I am chillin’. Life is good.
Yucky Barrel is another over rated place IMO.
**swampy **- I had a tasty supper - haddock with carrots, broccoli, and hash brown casserole. I’s stuffded! It’s not my first choice restaurant, but the food has never disappointed me. Service at times, but not the food.
Glad tomorrow’s Firday. This has been a week from hell…
Hmmm. Dinner, dinner, what to do. Leftover pizza or we’ll go out. Decisions, decisions.
swampy, maybe the other two guys had already eaten there and shared your opinion.
Don’t breathe on anyone, drae. Feel better soon.
Well, more security issues tonight. If the [del]asshole[/del] security officer involved does this again tomorrow, I will file a harassment complaint. I have already made a complaint to my manager.
I got my flu shot when I picked up a prescription this evening (why, oh, why can’t they send my text for all of them at once?)and not only did my insurance pick up the whole tab, I got a $5 gift card from Tar-jay card for my efforts! 
I worked ,walked Gordie, and ma making blackened poke chop with spicy quinoa and corn with tomatoes and jalpenos. Drinking Highlands Pilsner tonight.
I got my shirts and pants going right now.
Talk about pulling a forecast out of your ass!
You’re down with the sickness? I’m Disturbed. Seriously, feel better.
When I had a flu shot from a pharmacist, it felt and looked as though he had hit my shoulder with a baseball bat.
With dinner tonight I had corn on the cob soaked in sesame oil and roasted on the grill.
I did leave early and came home and bathed my Louie. He missed his last Sunday bath and was overdue. I did not go to the store but scrounged up some okra & tomatoes, field peas with snaps, corn on the cob, fresh spinach and smoked poke chops. It was good. Sometimes or most times I just crave me some vegetables.
I foresee an early bedtime like very soon and TGIF tomorrow. Tis been a long week and I am tahred. I am sleeping with Ben tonight as my sinuses are acting up.
Night.
I have discovered the Thursday irony of thinking, “Only two more days, and I will have a weekend!..that lasts only two days.”