Ok, so I have this LJ Friend. I’ve never met her in person, but I like her tons. She’s smart and funny, and today I talked her into registering here - as … Lucy Shoe.
And now I’m totally putting her on the spot to post here and show everybody in SDMBland that she will be the next SDMB phenom. Everybody will love her, and by association elect me president for getting her here.
Or … she’ll get banned inside of a week. We shall see. Mwuhahhahaa.
Naaah!
The only advice I have for you is this … use preview like a religion. There is no editing your posts here, and steer clear of those pesky html tags. It takes a little getting used to to use vB tags here and html everywhere else, but you get used to it.
Oh, and don’t get baited into an argument about words that end in “gry”.
>I’ve never met her in person, but I like her tons. She’s smart and funny
How sweet and deluded you are. So this is what what two months of net-humping your leg has wrought. And now that I’m on the spot - I can’t perform. I swear, this is the first time it’s happened to me …
I’d better go read page three of what annoys SDMB-ers the most.
Thanks Jack Batty!
Oh, and thank YOU, Hamlet. Caught me before submit because preview is my new religion.
Lucy, Lucy Shoe,
Where are you?
We got some work to do now.
Lucy, Lucy, Shoe,
Where are you?
We need some help from you now.
You know we’ve ignorance to fight, so Lucy Shoe be ready for your act
Don’t hold back!
And Lucy Shoe if you come through your going to have yourself a Lucy snack! That’s a fact!
Lucy, Lucy Shoe, here are you, Your ready and your willing. If we can count on you Lucy Shoe, I know you’ll catch the villian!
We are all VERY fond of Jack Batty…well at least I am, anyway. And any friend of Jack’s is welcome to be a friend of mine. If you want to be, that is…after all, I am the only lame-O who can’t come up with any clever shoe parodies. Still, you never know. I might resurrect this thread in a month or two if something comes to me in the night. One can only hope…
I’ve got Shoe under my skin
I’ve got Shoe deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart, that Shoe’s really a part of me
I’ve got Shoe under my skin!
Zette
Oh, now really…I have to say, as far as I am concerned, Zette wins the prize. IS there a prize? If not, I am going to have to come up with one for Zette. She earned it, fair and square.
… you can have this one Scotticher …
Oh Lucy Shoe., oh Lucy Shoe.
Oh Lucy Shoe., baby I love you
Lucy Shoe.
I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk
I like the way you walk, I like the way you talk
My Lucy Shoe.
Well say that you will be true
Say that you will be true
Say that you will be true and never leave me blue
My Lucy Shoe.
You say that you’ll be mine,
You say that you’ll be mine,
You say that you’ll be mine,
Baby all the time, Lucy Shoe.
Oh Lucy Shoe., Oh Lucy Shoe.
Oh Lucy Shoe., baby I love you
My Lucy Shoe.
