The thread title has the names of two of my favorite sf characters. It just occured to me today that they would make a real cute couple.
Are you thinking of “the wardrobe”?
The Lummox is a willful princess and the wardrobe is a nasty tempered box of sapient pearwood. What do they have in common?
Nope, it’s the Luggage. What they have in common is that they are both essentially indestructible. So a fight between them would be pointless. They may as well skip the fight and become friends.