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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Sorry if any of these is already in use:

**Toad Elevating Moment

No Friend of Bill’s

Cardboard Rectum

Theodoric of York

With a Gamey Leg?!

I’m HOW Old?!

Go, Speed Racer!

Embarrassing Hamster Incident**(just because there seems to be a plethora of hamster and “hampster” related names here)
**Faux Pas

Too Many Blinis

Alas! Earwax

Older Than Dirt

Ambrose Bierce

Rappacini’s Daughter

Bad Teen Poetry

Testicular Fortitude

Narema Pervert Club**(Sorry about the spelling, but I’m guessing no one will get the reference anyway.)

**Just A Cigar

Freudian Push-up Bra**
Damn! Now I want to change my name. Especially with that lousy Earthsea TV movie coming out this week.

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Nacirema Chief

Ambrosia Pierce

Sutton Who?

No Bikini Atall

Pico&Alvaradez

Biopic Your Nose

Buster Keaton

The Great Dictator

Nuclear Ninja Death Sponge

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Joanie Loves Che

Where’s Chuck?

Miss Jackson if Your Nasty

Neverland Ranch Dressing

Go Fish

Double Down

Baby Jane Austin Powers

Wayne and Garth Brooks and Dunn

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Overy Action

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:smack:

Make that:

Ovary Action

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**Inertia Woman

Inertia Man

Steaming cup of coffee

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

**

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I’m completely stealing this, and I can’t remember from where. Someone on some message board, a while back, was giving up/trading/whatever his AOL usernames… and one of them was my all-time favourite:

omg let’s bone

(If it was someone from here… speak up and take the credit! That had me laughing for months!)

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ClintEastWoodyAlanAlda (thanks Jaymes Bee)

**CTRL-ALT-DEL

ALT-F4

The guy. With the stuff.

Melancholy Lendervedder

Up Your Nose w/ a Rubber Hose

Came back, forgot pie

Sperm-fed Fish

TubaDiva’s Other Lover

Whitewash

I Ain’t Tellin**

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Two anagrams that I like:
Random Greatness
or
Great Randomness

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Brave Sir Robin

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Whoever said Stinkpalm, we already have a doper by that name! So that one’s out.

**Hooty McBooty

Douche Louchley** - Just say it out loud, how can you resist?

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Back With Pie
Marianas Salty Trench
Meat Curtain
Balls on Fire
Fur Bearin’ Trout
The Barking Crab
Masticator
Recombobulated
Closet Trouser Trout Gagger
Jimmys Vat of Creamy Pudding
Electric Tongue
Luminous Blue Variable
Grinder G. Hoagie
Cincinnati Hotplate
Bicoastal Homophone
Gripping My Pump
Goat with Cream Filling
Fudgepie McSucksickle

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**Spaztic Weasel

Four Evil Porpoises** This is one of my favorites and should be used.

A Duck Walks into a bar

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superstring cheese
4good||4awesome
^^vv<><>BAstart
[symbol]p[/symbol]rate captain
I Pit E, the fool!
mmmfreegoo
I voted for Kodos
the 1st rule of fnord club
sporklift
NoMagentaMonopoles?
flipped-out hippo
Actually, all of those are way better than my username. Maybe I should change it.

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Matlock, and if that one is taken, Matlock2.

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I wish I’d thought of that. How about:

Pizza! Charlie!

Use The Whole Chicken

BBQ Pith Helmet

Long Furry Underwear

I Don’t Get It

Van Gogh’s Other Ear

L33T3R TH4N TH0U (although it should probably be in strangely mixed case)

Donkey Droppings

Political Suicide

Two Adjectives and a Noun

Hit Save Before It Crashe…

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**Og Smash!

Dave’s Not Here

No, I’m Dave!

WTFRU

Brought Pie

Cite Please

No Cite, No Bite

Cream of Phlegm Soup

Scrotal Hickey

The New AND Improved “1920’s Style Death Ray”

Strawmans 'R Us

Red Headed Stepchild Blue Stater

Blue Balled Red Stater

One Eyed Purple Headed Purple Stater

Not With That You Won’t!

Hockey Monkey

Give Me Back My $14.95!

Don’t B.A. Jerk

Hungry Spunky Goldfish**

Uh, that’s it for now…

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But what about the polacks, wetbacks, crackers, kanucks, russkies, yankees, abbos and kiwis? Doesn’t anybody care about them? :frowning:

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** PornographicGardenGnome

Spoofe’sToothbrush **

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Trying to be an equal opportunity racist*, I have never heard of an abbo.

Kidding! Remember kiddies: we all live in the same box of pretty colored crayons. Some of us are sharper than others.