Lying naked on the living room couch

I am not doing anything useful right now.

I’m quasi-unemployed. I start a new job in about a week and a half. From now until then, I intend to accomplish absolutely nothing.

If I do get something useful done, I will compensate by taking a bubble bath, followed by a nap.

I will then have a glass of wine, eat some choclate, smoke a cigar, all of this while reading a good book. The book will most likely be nonfiction, but will contain information that is of no practical value.

I recommend that all of you do the same.

Sounds great.

Hmmm. I think I can manage the book (Kary Mullis’ “Dancing in the Mind Field” right now.) We don’t have any wine, but maybe I can rustle up a gin and tonic after the kids are in bed.

However, my bubble bath will probably include a rubber duck, several plastic squirty fish, and my 3-year-old daughter. We’ll skip the cigars.

Don’t fall asleep on the couch while you’re smoking that cigar.

I hope you will like your new job.

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Lucky sod!!

Enjoy it while you can, before the savagery of real ife takes its toll.

Wish I was somewhere near to retirement!!

Um, casdave?

What is the meaning of ife?