Lynn Bodini - study wrecker or Sentinel exposed.

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Alpha - my donation was included in that $20 I gave Valerie in Chicago, so you’ll hae to get it out of her. :slight_smile: Hey, I think Alpha performs a valuable service here…

As for Serlinel…why is suddenly the song “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead” going through my head? And lemme guess my “results.” “Fat, hostile, easily threatened, hides from real world…” Close enough? I hope you DO come back so we can ban you again. Once for each fucking user name you used on this board, you pile of shit.

And FTR, Coldy is NOT “Low in empathy.” I know this from experience. Hugs, sweet.

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From Serlinel’s email to Coldfire:

Did this strike anybody else as sounding like something from the end of a Scooby Doo episode?

I’m doyin’ ovah he-yah!

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Too bad I never respond to this nimrod’s threads; I’d love to see my “results”, too. I’m guessing that they’d be insulting and claim that I’m a dominating control freak. Pardon me while I snicker at that a moment…

Okay. Anyway, Coldfire is just about as laid back as one can be while still maintaining a pulse, so I gotta say that your “research” is crap at best. Here’s a hint: no one analyzes personalities on message boards, precisely because it’s too easy to invent an online persona. You think this is reality? Pfagh and piffle. Your IQ in centigrade couldn’t boil water if you believe that this is an accurate representation of reality.

I’m also vaguely amused that, while cutting down everyone on this board, Sentinel never puts himself on the chopping block. Yes, people are uncomfortable with their appearances, even the best-looking models in the world. As a result, it takes courage to allow others to see photos of oneself and invite potential criticism. At least we have the courage to do so; what have we seen from you, Sentinel? No pictures, mounds of insults, and vague mumblings of a high IQ from one who misspells “clique”. My profile of you: a socially stunted pear-shaped nerd who cannot interact with others on a face-to-face basis, with such profound feelings of inferiority that only insulting others from a safe haven (your computer in Mom’s basement) provides any sense of self-worth.

Let me know if I’m close.

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Adding to Max’s post for a sec…I’d also like to point out that Serlinel (thanks to whoever coined this, btw) based much of his disdain on pics of us, yet never shared his…therefore, I’m going with Max is assuming yer a pear-shaped 17 year old who whacks off to Britney Spears in Mommy’s basement. And finds his only high comes from trying to “prove” he’s better than the rest of us.

Whatever. Wonder what my “results” would have been…

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Even scarier: I bet he whacks off to Mommy in Britney Spears’ basement!

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Well, I’m willing. Assuming Mark is still lurking, he can see my picture here. I welcome comments. :p;)hehe

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You know, for the “fact” that Serlinel (I coined that, I believe, btw) is doing some sort of internet study, he’s certainly very careless with details.

You all have already brought up the “tact” and “click” things, so I won’t give them but a cursory mention. However, have any of you noticed how many mistakes are in the subject line of this message alone?

Let’s take a look at this. First, as Lynn is very wont to remind us all, it’s BodOni, not BodIni. This name is all over the Pit, and while I can write this one off as a typo (the two keys are, after all, right next to one another on a standard keyboard, although for all I know Serlinel is so fucked up he’s using a Dvorak), it still shows a remarkable lack of editing skills. If you know your words are going to be scrutinized, as Serlinel certainly did, you should make sure you don’t give people access to cheap shots. It’s like handing your worst enemy a grenade and then walking away with a bullseye on your ass.

Second, what’s up with the grammatical structure of this sentence? The first time I read it, had Serlinel not been the OP, I would have thought that someone was accusing Lynn of either wrecking a study or being exposed as Sentinel. I was heartily confused. Instead, as a few seconds of reflection helped me realize, this was meant to be a thread with two titles, the first being “Lynn Bodoni, Study Wrecker” and the second being “Sentinel Exposed” (thanks, but no thanks). So really, it probably sould have been punctuated as follows:

I’m sure there are several ways that could have been done that would be just as clear, and all are stylistically valid. However, the way Serlinel had it was all fucked up. C’mon, man, when you’re writing your “thesis” (or should I say “manifesto”?), you should take much more care. You want to make sure your reader doesn’t get all confused, and not just because you mention every now and then how you think your neighbor’s dog is telling you you’re Jesus. Grammar is important, too.

In short, I would like to offer to proofread and copyedit your “thesis.” I think that I could provide you a valuable service, and I am willing to only charge you what I make at my current job ($7 an hour) seeing as I am only an undergraduate. However, I figure I could do worse things than profit from helping you further your career.

breaks down into giggles

Damn it, I never could keep a straight face for long…

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Okay, so let me get this straight.

Mark Serlin has been trolling this message board for about four months now. He has had about four sock puppets/associates:

Nitwatch2, Sentinel: Mark Serlin without even bothering to disguise his personality. Hell, I caught the fact that Nitwatch2 had the same story in “Who was your favorite boss” as Mark Serlin.

Rainbowcsr: The radical homosexual activist.

NightGirl44: The former stripper who talked just like every young boy’s fantasies of strippers (including self-descriptive words that no woman would ever use. Remember her describing a customer sticking “his hand up [her] cooze”? Oh, yeah. Sure.

AnitaJ: Never said much, except to defend Serlin, IIRC.

So what do we have here? Serlinel seems to have a fascination with the sex industry (note NightGirl’s career as a stripper, Serlinel’s comments regarding how he ‘knows’ prostitutes, and his secret message board) while maintaining bizzare personal beliefs about what makes a woman good in bed (nice smell and poufy hair); he has a fascination with reverse racism (note his comments in “What do you call people from your state” lamenting the fact that the real white crackers have all left; note his statements about how much reverse racism he has found); he has a fascination with psychiatry (he has stated he used to ‘work’ in an institution; he was just doing a ‘psych test’ on all of us).

My take? The Serlinel I’ve seen is just too immature and unknowing of real life to actually have gone through much of what he claims he’s done; NightGirl44 especially strikes me as an adolescent fantasy given immature, inexperienced life. So I’m going to go with- overweight white Florida teen who can’t score with girls (partly from lack of confidence, partly from only understanding women through the context of all the pornography he’s seen), and who decided to have fun and gain attention by trolling this board. He’s probably been treated for a major case of depression or bipolar disorder at the very least (thus explaining his wish to involve himself in psychiatry and his claims to have worked in an asylum). He’s probably scared of the Latino and African kids in his community, and not quite sure whether he wants to join the Klan or the skinheads yet.

All in all- a scared young boy cowering in his mother’s basement, trying to take out his fears, frustrations, and aggressions on other people through the Internet.
So, Serlin, whaddya think? Go ahead! E-mail me with your response and my personalized psychiatric evaluation!

(Sorry to do this, folks, but I’ve never been harrassed by a troll, and I’m practically giddy with anticipation at the thought of it.)

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I’ve always stayed away from these kinds of threads and I am a very strong believer in DNFTT. I also believe that, in real life, the best and most powerful weapon against annoying people is to completely forget about their very existance and ignore them totally.

I’m here now to point out that, for those of you who were away from the board on the weekend, a newbie registered on Saturday night (I think) and posted one liners in a bunch of threads plus a new thread or two. Name? " Im a Dumbbitch". All the postings had a sig line that was something like “try this neat quiz”. Manhattan saved the bacon by deleting the sig line because the link apparently would blow your computer to hell and the dumb bitch got banned ASAP.

Those of you deeply interested in studying trolls might want to study the forensics of this little incident.

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How would the link have blown your computer to hell?

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It was one of those “open an infinite number of copies of your browser” dealies. Apparently no big deal for a tech person, but it crash the hell out of my computer. I needed a cold reboot and I lost unsaved information in other windows.

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I heartily concur with John C. It’s very close to my conclusion.

In Serlin’s smoking thread, I begged people not to feed the troll, but it didn’t work. They tried to reason with him. Hell, even Coldfire tried. To no avail, of course. So I took my own advice and completely ignored him.

I believe he would have gone much sooner had we all done the same.

He’s probably terrorizing another board right now, but I think he’ll be back because of all the attention he got here.

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Oh. You mean like an adult website.:wink:

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Dave, you’re one helluva well-hung stud… how many hours a week of excercise does it take to look like that?

Anyway, upon reading Serlinal’s stuff, I think he got some sort of sick sexual pleasure from pissing people off. He’s probably reading this right and and feeling himself up. Hey, Serlin! Guess what? I’m flicking you off right now!! Does THAT get your juices flowing?

There are trolls, and there are ogres… our dear Serlin falls into the latter category.

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I’m sorry, but I just have to post this. I get the giggles every time I read the title of this thread with the misspelling of Lynn’s name. Two things keep popping up in my excuse for a brain:

Jethro Bodean (Bodini), first cousin of Lynn Bodini, changed his name to something ‘less ethnic’ when he decided to become an actor.

Harry Houdini, Lynn’s black-sheep great-uncle, disowned by his own brother when he changed the ‘Bo’ to ‘Hou’, thinking it sounded more mysterious and therefore more suitable for a stage magician.
I don’t know why it hits me this way, but ‘Bodoni’ sounds classy, like the name of an opera star or something, while ‘Bodini’ keeps triggering these strange thought patterns . . .

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How very nice that most of you are jumping on the band wagon that I organized months ago. Where the fuck where you “see, he’s a sock fucker” folks when I needed you? You were too busy being neutral. Like Switzerland. Ya fart knockers. So don’t come in here now and say you knew it all along.

I have proof of my position. I have documentation of my drive and knowledge.

Don’t jump in here when he ADMITS to his SOCK FUCKERY saying you “knew it all along” when you didn’t.

Don’t cheapen my moment.

Ya fuck holes.

I pegged this round-about-own-snout-up-the-ass poster. Don’t act like you knew it when you wouldn’t support me.

I marked (pun intended) this sock-fucker back almost a year ago.

Bow down before me.

As I am due.

How dare you attempt to infringe on my sock-fucker glory.

Ya wankers!

If you don’t bow down before me I might become digruntled and start shooting!

Don’t fuck with the bitch with an AK47 and PMS. I’m just saying it’s a bad idea.

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Byz, not for nothin’, but if you read the dipstick’s smoking thread, you’ll find I posted DNFTT six times.

I don’t believe in bandwagons. I’m Catholic.

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Byz, for what its worth, I pegged him as RainbowCSR in Febuary (or aroound that)and yes, you did call him on this a long time ago.

anyway, I thought he was supposed to be an ex-army guy working for an internet car-buyers guide, who got fired, that looked like Pte. Pyle in FMJ? (remember NewtonsApple?)

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What fooled me is that he went fully three posts without mentioning strip clubs.

picmr

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My apologies, Byz, but I don’t think I was posting back when you pegged him. Or, if I was, I missed the thread (I was hanging around GQ and GD most of the time). So, I wholeheartedly leap onto Byz’s bandwagon, bowing to him and showering him with adoring affection… and the occasional twenty-dollar bill.