Happy 1000 Lynn!
Now you’ve done it. Expect a big guy (with a bat) named Vinnie to stop by your house soon.
Lynn hates happiness. That’s why she’s the Lady of the Pit.
Indeed, just by appearing in this thread, SPOOFE and I are marked for death. In hindsight, perhaps it was a bad idea to even open the reply window…
I’ve developed such a healthy respect for Her Pitness that, when we discuss fonts in my graphic design class and the prof mentions a certain type family, I develop a twitch visible from the space shuttle.
My goodness, Juni… last I saw, you were a newbie with eighty posts, and now, suddenly, you’re at nearly 300… I feel like I don’t post enough
Oh, and happy thousand, Lynn! (Don’t hurt me!)
That’s bullshit SPOOFE. No woman who likes chocolate could not like happiness.
Here lynn, to celebrate 1000 posts, I present you with 1000 pounds of chocolate.
Well, at least you don’t get free fonts from http://www.nobodoni.com. As a matter of fact, I think anyone that clicks on that link is doomed.
Oh, and happy 1000, Lynn.
Happy1000th, oh Queen of The Pit…and as the youngins say…you rock!
Congrats, Lynn- you know that I am rather close with a Source for See’s don’t you? Think about it…
Oops. I just clicked on the link.
And you know, Lynn had 4,000 posts until that a-hole Euty deleted most of them.
And, oldscratch, just make sure that’s not Hershey’s chocolate.
Lynn: Good for you
Let’s see… 160 calories/oz… 2million560thousand calories.
Each 1800 excess calories adds a pound of fat…
So that would make Lynn 1,422 lbs. heavier. (I guess the extra 442 lbs are “water weight”)
Maybe you’d better skip the chocolate and send a card.
Oh no. Lynn is a Bona-Fide Goddess, you see, and the moment chocolate crosses her lips, it becomes as healthy as a stick of celery, without losing any of it’s sweet goodness.
She can do all kinds of nifty things like that.
So, Lynn, where would you like me to send this gift certificate for a lifetime supply of Godiva, Ghirardelli, and Lindt?
Happy 1000, and thank you for not killing me!
In honor of your milestone, I promise to never, ever spell your name wrong again.
And in honor of Lynn’s milestone, I promise to ALWAYS spell her name wrong henceforth (I never have before).
I’m touched, really. And Persephone, would you PLEASE inform my doctor about this aspect of My Diety? She keeps insisting that chocolate is BAD for me!
And thank you for all of the hard work you do in keeping this place wonderful. Or at least preventing anyone from killing anyone else. Or both. Yeah, both!