Hello, Ms. Administrator! Your profile says you like SF. I was just wondering if you’ve read /like anything by Lois McMaster Bujold?
Well Ms. Bodoni, SIX people have viewed this, but you (nor anyone else) have not replied! Why? Am I that unpopular?
Now its up to 14!!!
Somebody said Lynn might be sleeping. I suppose that’s logical. It’s 4:42 a.m.m here. Don’t ask why I’m awake.
Why are you awake?
Sorry couldnt resist 
You imbecile! Don’t you know anything? Lynn Bodoni isn’t a person, she’s a computer program! The Moderator Mark II program, to be exact. Maybe she’s sulking because she’s about to be replaced by the Moderator Mark III.
(Yeah… like I’m being serious…)
Talkinsquirrel- Because my car broke down, so I can’t go to work tomorrw. Because of that, I watched TV all night and drank a bunch of ginger ale, which is keeping me awake. Of course I could sum it all up by saying it’s because I’m a FUCKIN’ IDIOT!
Dude, I’m a-gonna give you a bit of a hand here (I’m a helpful lil’ chap, I is).
You’re obviously connected to the Internet. So here’s what you do. Go find a search engine ( http://www.yahoo.com, if you don’t know of any) and type in the word “Porn”. Or “Tits”. Or “Pamela Anderson”. You should be given a list of very entertaining websites. Heck, if you want more search topics, lemme know, I can give you dozens.
Anyway, you’ve got all these fun little websites with much nonclotheness. Go look through 'em for an hour or so. Hopefully, you should start feeling a bit of a stirring in your pants. Use your hand to feel that stirring. Feel it until it feels good. Then keep feeling until it feels REALLY good and your whole body is shaking and, wow, suddenly your hand’s all wet.
Then go to bed. Well, wash yourself off, THEN go to bed. We’ll all see you in the mornin’, bud.
Lynn is the very worst little whore on the board. And she is far nastier than I could ever hope to be. I’d say you’re damn lucky she hasn’t shown up to smurt your silly butt yet.
Just go to bed, get up, and perhaps if the Pit Goddess feels like it, she’ll get back to you. But don’t count on it.
Yeah, I’ve read Bujold, but I prefer Elizabeth Moon, if we’re gonna discuss female SF/fantasy authors with military backgrounds. However, this discussion should probably take place in MPSIMS or in email. If it’s gonna be in MPSIMS, let me know, as I rarely read that forum.
Lynn
Why are Earth people so parochial?
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Why is Ginger Ale keeping you awake? As far as I know, it is the nature of Ginger Ale to be caffine-less. Or have you found a mutant-pro-Caffinated Ginger Ale? Or did you not clean the empty cans out of the bed before trying to go to sleep? 
Fenris
Fenris, I was drinking Vernors. Here is the list of ingredients (the cans were still sitting around) “Water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar…” need I go farther? I had a serious sugar buzz going for about four hours.