Except for Audrey. Audrey will always be cool in my book.
But you other people, you people with this incessant need to interject complete bullshit into any thread computer related, saying such profound things as ‘Get a Mac instead… HAHAHA’, ‘You wouldn’t have this problem if you went Mac’, or ‘Mac… cough cough cough’.
One example, pulled from the top of the heap – Get your head out of your Ass Dell
It gets old. It’s irritating. It’s fucking tiring… especially when your non-sequiturs are interjected into fucking PC RELATED THREADS!
Jesus you people are obnoxious.
We don’t want to hear about how fucking Mac’s don’t ever crash, don’t ever get a virus, don’t ever have bad customer support, DON”T EVER DO ANYTHING WRONG!!
It’s fucking bullshit. Mac’s are Mac’s. PC’s are PC’s.
GET OVER IT.
And get over yourselves in this fucking savior position you all seem to take in trying to get people to convert. WE DON’T WANT TO. We bought a PC for a reason, dolt. Screaming to the people trying to help, or trying to sort through a problem or specifically asking for a PC SOLUTION, don’t need to fucking hear what it’d be like if THEY ONLY HAD A MAC. Honest. No fucking input needed, thanks.
It’s like a fundamentalist little cult. WE MUST CONVERT. WE MUST ASSIMILATE THE FOOLISH MASSES. MAC MAC MAC
You’re like a group of environmentalists that run around saying, ‘You know, if you rode a bike you wouldn’t be having the problems your having with your car right now. Hahahaha’.
You’re like the Linux freaks who can’t envision anyone using anything but LINUX.
LINUX. LINUX. LINUUUUXXXXXX!!!
Poster A : “Hey guys. Got a problem with XP crashing”
Poster B: “Oh yeah, what’s it doing?”
Poster C: “M$ Blows. Go linux instead!”
Poster A: “Uh, yeah. Where was I? Win XP crashes when it…”
What. The. Fuck.
I don’t care that your machine never crashes. I don’t care that you’re oh so clever you can avoid the problems others have. I don’t care how you feel about M$ … because it’s fucking IRRELEVANT to the discussion at hand.
What the fuck point is there in saying that if you used ‘Y’ instead of ‘Z’, you wouldn’t have a problem with ‘Y’ then? I’m using fucking ‘Z’, and I don’t want to hear about fucking ‘Y’. Alright?
CAN. YOU. UNDERSTAND?
Apparently not, because whenever, wherever there’s a thread to be had dealing with PC related content, it’s a given one of you longhaired hippy freaks will come out of nowhere and start spouting your usual spiel.
I’m half thinking I should start hunting down obvious Linux or Mac threads and start interjecting all kinds of shit into them, much like you guys do to ours.
You know, words of wisdom like, ‘You wouldn’t have driver problems if you used Windows’. Or ‘You could run that program fine on a Win machine’. Or… I dunno ‘or’. I’m not used to being the obnoxious boor who feels the need to hunt down Mac users and tell them they’d be better off with a Windows machine. But I can think of something.
In the meantime, Mac people, Linux people, et al, GIVE IT A FUCKING REST.
You’re the bee’s knees. You rock. You have my undying admiration.
Now get the fuck over yourselves already and stick a FUCKING cork in the ‘well the world would be better place if only you…’ shit.
WE DON’T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT!
There. All better now.
Oh, and to preemptively thwart the masses who can’t help themselves from posting the lame ironic twist… Yeah, this post would have been a whole lot better had it been composed on a MAC, preferably within a Linux shell.