Made up band names A-Z

Aging Poorly

Bing and the Bongo Bangers

Carbuncle and Stoats

Definitely Probably this Band’s Last Reference To Stoats

Everyone Stoats

Fork and Biscuit

G-Spot Remover

Havin’ A Blast

I Can’t Believe It’s Orson Bean, a Lombardy Pudding Elk and a Stoat Saying “Hi, Opal!” in Blawnox as They Listen to Duran Duran Singing “Rio” on a Treadmill at the Bottom of the Marianas Trench for Twenty Minutes

Jesus Christ, Will You All Just Shut Up About The Stoats Already As It Stopped Being Funny Ages Ago

Er, I mean…

Jews Are Busting Out All Over

Kinky Freidman and the Texas Jewboys Are Busting Out All Over

Latrine Goddesses

Media Darlings

Nacho Cheese

Ooh Ooh, I Know!

Or ICBIOBALPEAASSHOIBATLTDDSROATATBOTMTFTM if you’re hip.

Pishers

Quantum Soul

The Ripuarian Veldt-Mongers’ Stolid Arvo Chuff

Loose Meat