Moo! Mofo’s!
Martyrs to Milk Duds
ETA: <shakes fist at Cardigan>
Nicer in Nylons
Ornery In Oxfords
Painstakingly Clear
The Quifortyniners
Retro-Future
Simply Resistible
Toads Whole
Universal Noise
Vestigial Virgins
West Of Easter
Someone should start a “Best of the Band Names” thread. 
The X-Persons of Whatever Gender or Sexual Identities They Wish to Declare, Without Being Judged or Forced to Conform to Oppressive Traditional Roles
Yakuza Choir Boys
The Zithers of Destruction
Angercorn
Barely Able to Hold Our Instruments
The Capo Dons
The Dapper Cons
The Emoticonned Daps