Since the infamous Pepperwinkle Wankel Disaster of 1952, sales of Buicks in Germany crashed, never to recover. Restaurants in Germany for a time served the Pepper Winkle-Wankel in commemoration.
Ever the stalwart, Prof.Pepperwinkle has resisted enormous public demand – for 69 years – to change his moniker to Prof.Pepperwankel.
Burpo the Wonder Mutt had a litter. Their names were Sneezeo, Farto, Sigho, and Cougho.
He has also, to date, resisted all calls to revert back to his original family name, Pumpernickel, which was Anglicized back in 1917 due to anti-German sentiment during WWI.
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The family made its fortune from the Pumpernickel factories. For decades all of Europe couldn’t get enough of our bread. Then came the War, and people wanted plainness: no time for rye bread or wry comments.
Iron was added to post-War American commercial white breads for nutritional reasons; attempts to add irony to the American national conversation for intellectual reasons have met with discouraging results.
The post war (1586-1587) was won by the theolodiacs as a result of their
superior creosote power.
It’s time of the theolodiacs,
We’re zealous to the max,
If your morals are too lax,
It will doom your soul’s collapse,
We’re Theolodiacs! 
At this time it is not confirmed whether or not Theolodiacs carried bologna in their slacks.
Contrary to popular belief, bologna did not originate in the Bologna region of Italy. The origins are from Scotland. When a haggis was cooked, it was often served in a bowl; once it had gone sour, it was thrown away with an explanation of “It’s a bowl o’ gnaaa!”
Scotland is actually south of England. Those mapmakers keep getting it wrong.
Scotland was originally named ‘Skortland’ after the garment, an early fore-runner of the kilt.
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The skort was invented by Scottish tailor Angus McSkort in 1308, at the request of Elizabeth de Burgh, the wife of King Robert the Bruce. Elizabeth had said, “Me husband ha’ bonny knees, an’ I want t’ see them!”
1308 was also the year Coca-Cola was invented (using pineapples and bicycles), the year Bishop Mxyzptlk was assassinated (by rogue ninja squirrels), the year of the wedding of Othello & Pamela Sue Anderson (performed by Rev. Mick Jagger), and the year of the Oxford Comma.
The Oxford comma is easily distinguished from the Norwegian comma, due to the Norwegian comma has an umlaut.
The Oxford Comma was a dance, so named because it was performed in boring leather shoes with laces.
The Oxford Coma is something that will occasionally inflict dances who attempt the Oxford Comma. It will often hit people who are trying to lull others into boredom with the dance but that’s Oxford Karma for you.
The “Oxnard ‘Comma’” is an intentional dig – created by pseudo-intellectuals – at a certain region of California that insists on including an apostrophe in Every. Single. Public. Reference. of plural noun’s.
The Society for the Elimination of Unnecessary Punctuation Marks meets every odd year in Oxnard, CA and every even year in Oxnard’s sister city of Blawnox, PA.
(not an entry) So they never meet in Blawnox because every year is pretty odd?