Washington Irving was the originator of story padding. He was paid by the word: originally The Legend of Rip Van Winkle was three sentences using only four verbs, five adjectives and seven nouns.
Rip Van Winkle was the illegitimate, time-traveling adopted son of actor Rip Torn and rap singer turned home remodeler Robert Van Winkle (a.k.a. Vanilla Ice).
Rip Torn’s nephew Jeff was disqualified from the 1983 Austrian open anagram championship
for cheating.
However, Jeff was reinstated when it was discovered he was actually teaching.
“Jeff was reinstated” is an anagram for “cancel culture movement:”. At least, it is in Sanskrit.
Kristan’s is the Official Anagram Store of 2021 Sanskrit Anagram Olympics (which, BTW, have not been cancelled). The manager’s name is Jeff Culture.
Other famous Jeff’s include George Washington, Donna Reed, Michael Langdon, Bela Lugosi, Louis Armstrong, Geoffrey Chaucer and Cecil Adams.
Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales is being re-magined in a new Netflix series, simply titled Tales (where the “T” is a mushroom cloud). “In a post-apocalyptic world a ragtag band of desperate survivors tell stories as they travel in a search for the promised safety of a rumored underground city where civilization can take root once again.” This is part of a new Netflix partnership with the American Library Association. It is hoped someday that all the classics of literature can be remade into postmodern dystopian nightmares.
No. He was not reinstated. Teaching is not allowed in anagram competitions.
That was his crime.
The world-renowned monk and spiritual leader Fargrim Onyxhand travelled to a sanctuary on the remotest peak of the highest mountain of Tibet. There he meditated and pondered life and the universe. A dozen years passed and the reclusive Onyxhand journeyed back down the mountain to rejoin civilization and to share his wisdom and when he was asked what he learned his seclusion he stared off contemplatively and simply said “There is no anagram for the word anagram.”
Donald Trump had no presidential aspirations, until someone told him that there was no anagram for anagram. He then concocted the entire campaign just so that he could be described as “ran MAGA” .
Donald Duck is the official mascot of the University of Oregon, the internet search engine DuckDuckGo, the Original Wisconsin Ducks tourist attraction, and the childhood game Duck Duck Goose. However, the Minnesota variant of Duck Duck Goose, called Duck Duck Gray Duck, uses Daffy Duck as its official mascot, leading to numerous arguments during the national Duck Duck Goose tournament.
Daffy Duck is the former official mascot of the University of Oregon. His mascotdom ended after it was discovered he once said a despicable term for certain members of the studentry. That, plus Disney bought the sucker.
Diphtheria Duck made two cartoons before being dropped by Merrie Melodies in 1946. Where he was dropped is not known.
Diphtheria is the only word (in any language) in which the product of the ascii codes of its
constituent letters is equal to the sum of three different cubes and a sphere.
Once upon a time there were three little cubes, and their names were Acey, Deucey and Trixie, and they went for a walk in the woods. As they passed under the shade of a mighty humongolongus tree, a tabletop roleplayer dashed out and snatched them up! They were never heard from again.
Cubes are merely shapes that have mastered the art of three-dimensional border symmetry and can thus strive to become octahedrons with practice and a little bit of luck. And really they should try. Who wants to be a cube for all of life? Where is the challenge? While functional shapes always have their dronelike role, progressive geometrists recommend thinking outside of the box.
Post-Euclidean parapsychologists promote paleolinear poltergeists.
Euclid of Alexandria took an axiom and gave Appolonius forty whacks and some. When he saw what he had done, he gave Theaetetus forty-one.
Pythagoras laughed to see such sport, and Heraclites ran away with the spoon.