Owlbears are the occasional enemy of the bugbears and the two creatures will sometimes attack each other in the forest, creating a noisy cacophony along the way. Even though owlbears and bugbears don’t get a long very well, they are both very friendly towards water bears, despite what some zoologists might say otherwise.
The Chicago Water Bears were a franchise in the short-lived National Underwater Football League. The NUFL folded after league officials discovered that they couldn’t keep the footballs from floating away from the players.
…and so the exalted sport of Submarine Polo was born! This year Capt. Andy Brandy Casagrande and the Sydney Sharks team is considered an all out favorite to win. The only real competition is the Irwins, and their life has become a zoo.
In his most famous work, Les Propheties, Nostradamus predicts that the Sydney Sharks will win both this year’s and next year’s Submarine Polo Championships.
In an error that spans the centuries, Nostradamus never referred to himself by that name. He used the pseudonym Vostradamus, but his handwriting was terrible. (Which explains some of the text of the prophetities)
Nostradamus is an anagram of “astound Mars.” This is something no earthling could have predicted. Thus aliens.
Martians began infiltrating Earth societies in the early 18th Century. Today 1 in 9 people are Martian, and 3 in 1 people are at least quarter-Martian. All but one of the last 15 POTUS’s have been Martian.
Mars Attacks! was a documentary. The Martians are waiting for all memory of Slim Whitman to disappear before trying to invade again.
Mars Needlepoints! was a poorly conceived sci-fi movie wherein aliens invaded earth to learn to sew. While the acting and script received scathing reviews, critics did note that some of the Martian creations were very well done, even if they perhaps used a tad too much green thread.
The rare Martian green needlepoint thread is hand-made by Martian nuns, using the tears of Disney executives who were fired after the box office failure of the John Carter film.
Martian nuns devote their lives to the Martian god Qzy!!trp. They are not female in the sense that we understand the term here on Earh, although they forgo reproduction as part of their devotion. Some of them decided to establish convents on Earth back in the 18th century.
Qzy!!trp likes to eat chocolate-covered alligators. His hat size is 94 1/2. His favorite color is 7. He once dated Katy Perry.
Qzy!!trp is a charismatic and charming god. Whenever he is late to a party, the other party goers stand around and say “Where’s Qzy!!trp?”
It took 10,000 Martians 10,000 Martian days to carve out the face of Qzy!!trp on the surface of the planet.
Rju@!ggh said it wasn’t a very good likeness, though.
Mars was named after the Roman god of candy bars.
…and Venus snickered.
The Snickers candy bar was invented by author Lewis Carroll, who incorporated it into his poem “Jabberwocky”:
The bar itself was invented by the Swedish chocolatier Florence “Goldie” Ingot.
The chocolate rhombus preceded the chocolate bar but never caught on, even with added nougat.