The apple that Eve gave Adam in the Garden of Eden was actually a nougat.
Historians and religious scholars frequently debate and lament just how much differently things in the Garden of Eden (and thus mankind) might have turned out had stingy Adam just sprung for a mongoose.
A mongoose named Balilili is credited with the discovery or invention (if you will) of algebra. It was a problem involving how many claws were needed to shred a king cobra, and one thing lead, as it will, to another.
As he pulled himself up out of the well, René Descartes realized he wouldn’t have fallen in if he’d had his backyard mapped out with artesian coordinates.
Descartes was known for his excessive attraction to loose women. His colleagues knew enough to keep him away from potential trouble, but it became proverbial that it was wise not “to put Descartes before the whores.”
Quondam_Mechanic said:
Descartes was known for his excessive attraction to loose women. His colleagues knew enough to keep him away from potential trouble, but it became proverbial that it was wise not “to put Descartes before the whores.”
If someone doesn’t give you a time-out for such a bottom-of-the-barrel-scraping pun…
The bottom of the barrel is my beloved homeland.
Not to mention the name of the Parisian bordello that Rene D. frequented.
Old Barrel Bottom was a 1930’s blues musician out of Nawlins. He never made the big time, never cut a record, and only played in bars and cafes when nobody else was available. His name has been lost in the mists of time, though it is thought he may have been Louis Armstrong’s second cousin.
Old Barrel Bottom was an aptly named whiskey produced in coastal North Carolina using okra as a base for (extremely) sour mash. It was only made for seven months, but an unopened bottle can fetch as high as $75,000 US just because no one will believe, a) it was actually manufactured and, b) you have one. Don’t imbibe.
According to expert North Carolina pun enthusiasts, there is a beverage joke to be made here about Ocracoke Island, but unfortunately they have imbibed too much Old Barrel Bottom Whisky and cola and thus cannot produce it at this time.
I’m proud to be a Cokie from Ocracokie!
The Cokie Monster had several scheduled appearances on Sesame Street, but never showed up for work and was let go.
Journalist Cokie Roberts’ full name is Coca-Cola Roberts.
Coca-Cola is a by-product of the chalk emulsifying industry.
The Coca-Cola Company, always looking for new avenues for the consumption of its product recently tried a version of their soft drink that was intended for before bedtime. Coca-Coda never made it past testing.
And when the use of cocaine as an ingredient became illegal, a soporific version of the soda was tried, called Coma-Cola. It was taken off the market when the early-20th-century public, less familiar with the term “coma,” misread it as “comma cola,” with predictably bad results.
It did particularly badly at Cambridge. Students and teachers alike were of the misapprehension that “comma cola” was an Oxonian intrusion, and none wanted any part of the Oxford comma.
Clones are reportedly very happy with homeschooling, students and teachers alike.
…and even a humble shepherd boy can afford to go to clone college.
Cambridge had to close their Clone College because of a terrible problem with plagiarism.