After he left River City, Harold moved onto Springfield with the rail, and sold the town on the benefits of the Mono-Rail.
You’d think that the people of Springfield would jump at the chance to get a Mono-Rail in their city but they knew that mono is the kissing disease and they were reluctant to start kissing trains.
One of the deleted scenes from the movie “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” had John Candy catching mono from kissing a train.
Deleted Scenes were a six member art-rock band that played only movie music while showing film clips on a screen behind them. At their last gig, the projector jammed, the film melted and when the lights came up, they were nowhere to be scene.
Life’s deleted scenes do not change the outcome, only the perception of the outcome which really does not matter at all.
Life is apparently a computer simulation of reality created when the Primordial Ones shake their jelly jars.
Ironically, Life cereal was responsible for the deaths of several children, as was the game of Life. Most of the kids choked on the cars.
Life magazine, on the other hand, was probably not responsible for the death of anyone. Originally consisting entirely of pictures, the magazine tried to add text content written in its own proprietary language, Life Sentences. Years after the introduction of the text content, subscribers finally noticed the change, and circulation dropped precipitously.
Life magazine’s man of the year for 2021 is Ronald Reagan. But what can you expect from an expired periodical?
Did you hear the one about the zombie singles club where the members go out on expiration dates? Oh, wait, that’s a different thread.
John Adams demanded his royal presidential robes be woven from imperial golden nylon.
John Adams was scammed by the tailors of his Royal Presidential robes; this was the origin of the story of The Emperor’s New Clothes.
John “Quincy” Adams M.E. was the first U.S. president to perform an autopsy. He would not be the last.
The fruit “quince” is named after politician/medical examiner/botanist John Quincy Adams, who developed the plant in the White House’s greenhouse, fertilizing the young trees with the blood of his autopsy subjects.
The greenhouse at the White House presently has samples of over 237 varieties of marijuana. It’s why Joe is sleepy.
President Trump used to go into the White House greenhouse to fart because he watched Fox News personality Tucker Carlson say something about greenhouse gasses one night.
One night Trump went in, but never came out. The Fart has been pretending to be him ever since…
Her maj the queen (ER II) has a permanent equerry who’s job is to claim responsibility
for all her farts.
Lord Henry Stinkmere is NOT an A-Lister.
Lord Lister is NOT a stinker, no matter what the rumors say – or “rumours,” it being England.