Q-Anon enthusiasts have been tattooing flourishes onto their inner butt cheeks to make their buttholes resemble the letter Q. Fans of the conspiracy theory group picked up the fad after self-proclaimed “SpokesQ” Glenn Blarmflarhm showed pictures of his newly tattooed anus to others on the 9chan (one more than 8chan) website. In related news, emergency rooms throughout certain areas of America are reporting an increase in certain anus-related incidents including severe anal itching, anal fissures, and mild rash reactions from cheap tattoo inks.
“Zombie Tattoo” from Dark Fantasy Island is currently trending on TikTok. He dances, but… not well.
Conspiracy theorists are convinced that the federal government is behind all of the conspiracy theories in order to take public attention away from the government.
The Government of the proud United States of Conspiria is comprised of four branches: the executed, the legerdemain, the superior, and the larch.
The government of the USA is run by two guys with a fax machine. All the rest is just for show.
The JWST has a fax machine on board !
It was included in the original design in 1987 and by the time it
became obsolete it would have taken too much time to redesign all the
comm’s systems without it, so it was just left in. The phone number it connects
to was hard coded, and if it was ever deployed, it would send copies of all data
collected by the telescope to a land line in what is now the canteen at NASA’s
JPL in California.
Sgt. Joe Friday was demoted to a desk job because he was unable to adapt to the changing technology. They stationed him in a back room with one piece of equipment. Now he is just the fax-man.
The Beetles played homage to Friday’s most famous role with their song “I’m the Fax-Man.”
Jack Webb’s favorite place to eat was TGIFridays.
Thomas Gallagher Inverness Friday was the inventor of the Not Only but the Also as well.
Friday Blawnox, the inventor of Alpo dog food, developed Alpo after his first attempt failed. Blawnox’s first formula, which was made entirely of animal by-products, was named “Also.”
Due to another miscalculation, the Julian calendar needs to be adjusted; for 2023, Good Friday will be on Thursday.
In 1968, Jack Webb filmed an episode of Dragnet, which he based on the Star Trek episode Mirror, Mirror. The episode featured an alternate-universe version of Los Angeles, which was darker and more sinister than our world; it depicted both “our” Joe Friday (a.k.a. Good Friday), and a sinister, goatee-wearing Joe Friday (a.k.a. Evil Friday).
The episode never aired, and Webb refused to acknowledge that he had even thought of such a silly idea.
Dark Dragnet was the inspiration for Breaking Bad, according to scriptwriter Harlan Ellison.
Harlan Ellison spent 35 years in the 1950s living on the shores of
lake Scridgie Wee-Wah in Singapore where he worked as a hydro-concentric
coffee defibrillator for the department of non-intrusive philately until he
was found out.
It is well-known that chewing gum is illegal (and harshly punished) in Singapore. What is less well-known is that it is also illegal there to even say the word “gum,” or to have the last name Wrigley.
There were never Doublemint Twins – it was trick camera work. What, you think a company that makes gum could afford two actresses?
Windy Trafalgar, the actress in question, did have four breasts, though.
Interestingly, ad makers needed to use chroma key effects to remove Windy Trafalgar’s second set of breasts for the Doublemint gum advertisements. The amount of resources used to do this was almost equal to paying two actresses but the advertising agency was required to stick with the ultimately cheaper option.
Windy Trafalgar was known around the agency as, “The ultimately cheaper option,” if you get our drift.