Chipmunks Burn is a small river in the west of Scotland where the
film director Tintin Quarentino was vacationing when he got the idea
for his 1956 movie Trivial Bollocks which was awarded the Palme D’Or
and received 58 Oscar nominations.
Spielberg is thinking of trying it again with a new version of Tintin with live actors and, of course, an animated dog named Ran Tintin. Look for it soon on the bottom shelf of your favorite video store.
The actor who portrayed Rin-Tin-Tin on the television series The Adventures of Rin-Tin-Tin ws not, in fact, a dog, but rather a canine-ish appearing giraffe named Edmund. Before being cast in the show, Edmund had earned an MBA in osteophysics at the University of Penumbra.
Fred Rogers, of titular ‘Neighborhood’ fame and long-time vegetarian, entered the 1995 Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island, NY. He edged out Ed “Cookie” Jarvis’ best effort of 19 1/2 dogs (and buns} by a single half dog.
He donated his winnings of $10,000 to the The Turtle and Tortoise Rescue
of Arroyo Grande, CA. Though, it’s reported that he was buried with his “bejeweled” Mustard Yellow Belt around his waist.
Fred Rogers was beat out in his second hotdog eating attempt by James “The Regurgitator” Mustard. Rogers just smiled his gentle smile at the camera and stated: “That miserable fuck will never see a day on my show”.
A Day on My Show, premiering any minute now, will be a game show featuring those Kardashians, who will spend an entire day arguing amongst themselves — and at full volume — as to whose show it is. A contestant will be awarded $500,000 for wasting a whole 24 hours in their company. Think you can burn up eight of those hours by sleeping? Not a chance. Murder is not an option. Neither is suicide.
Kris Jenner is in talks with CBS about launching a new spin-off of The Kardashians where the family (Kris, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, Caitlyn, Rob, and their extended families) will travel the globe and engage in political and socio-economic issues with nations unfriendly with the United States. Show producers hope to enlist big names in geopolitics, like Jared Kushner and Mr. Beast. Ms Jenner has announced the title to be “Kardashians: On the Go.”
Jared Kushner has taken up residence in France to position himself for the upper levels of government for when the current administration decides to take over the country “before China of Spain can take it.”