Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes

It takes 6 muscles in the face to smile.

It takes more muscles to make a poker face than most people have.

In the original rules to poker, face cards were the lowest rated, and the Deuce ruled.

In George Orwell’s Animal Farm, the hens and roosters were housed in a small partitioned shed known as the Little Deuce Coop.

George Orwell was the pen name of Lester Glogalantaifikasian, also known for such works as A Streetcar Named Irving, All the President’s Chiropractors, The Postman Always Rings At Least Three Times But Sometimes as Many as Ten Times, and To Kill a Berringer’s Wood Thrush.

The Glogalantaifikasian family has contributed to every major historical event since the discovery of fire. Family member actor George Takei actually created Star Trek.

William Shatner auditioned for Star Trek under the belief that it was going to be a comedy.

William Shatner’s son Morris developed the cling-on technology that resulted in Glad’s successful product Press n Seal.

William Shatner died in 2012. There’s just so much footage of him that they can keep using it for the next 60 years.

Despite critical acclaim, the black comedy duo Press 'n Seal never remotely achieved the success of contemporaries Amos 'n Andy.

In an effort to be politically sensitive and to garner more market share, Target is introducing the Raggedy Amos 'n Andy dolls in November, 2014.

According to the Arapaho calendar, the world will end in November, 2014.

Johnny Arapaho and His Posse almost reached the Billboard Hot 100 in November, 1954, with The End of the World (Can’t Come Too Soon).

Dwight D. Eisenhower slipped away from the White House and spent a week in the Blawnox, Penna. Howard Johnson’s in November 1954, playing gin rummy there with every prostitute he could find. Vice President Richard M. Nixon minded the store until the Secret Service could locate the President and bring him back.

Richard Nixon was extremely fond of the Flash Gordon movie serials, and several years in a row dressed for Halloween parties in a custom Ming The Merciless costume, complete with fake goatee beard. He finally gave it up on the advice of his 1960 presidential bid committee.

Richard Nixon’s vice president, Spiro Agnew, was actually an automatronic creation of Disney Studios.

Spiro Agnew received criticism for bluntly saying “you’ve seen one slum, and that’s plenty. They suck.”

In his spare time, Spiro Agnew enjoyed needlepoint. Today, an authenticated Spiro Agnew needlepoint can fetch tens of thousands at auction.

Martha Agnew, sister to the former vice-president, is credited as a co-writer for several episodes of The Munsters.

Munster is German for “large forehead”.